tattoo 

1. A great way to look edgy without getting in those awfully scary fights at the Nickelback concert.

2. A suicidal, plane-spotting Mexican midget.

1. This barbwire tattoo around my bicep is so deeply personal that I'm like, the eighth guy on the drywall crew to get one.

2. We all know what Tattoo's fantasy was, and it sure as hell wasn't to stare at Ricardo Montalban's groin for the rest of his days.

tattoo by Aquahutch November 3, 2006

Tattoo 

Ranging as early as 3300 BC the tattoo has been an integral part of religion, faith, history, ranking and art. It doesn't revolve around money regardless of what the general idiocricy populace thinks. Pull out some books and read up.

People who look down upon tattooing need to have my footprint tattooed on their forehead.

Tattoo by Chad the Impaler (Survival Tattoos) August 9, 2004

Tattoo 

Something that no matter how much you want it, you should not get. Eventually you will grow to hate the tattoo that you have, which can only be removed by a very painful process that is also expensive. Unless you're looking to pay thousands of dollars in the future, aswell as endure even more pain than you endured while getting the tattoo.

I feel bad for a person I know that got a Slipknot tattoo.

Tattoo by whogodhssa September 14, 2009

tattoo 

A PERMANENT ink embellishment on the skin that is usually added in haste and regretted six months down the line; an expression of dedication to somebody or something, often resulting from moments whereby control over senses and emotion is utterly lost.

"Hey! Look at my totally unsexy tattoo! A strange musical character that apparently refers to my girlfriend of less than six weeks!"

tattoo by Insp. P. Squit April 30, 2006

Tattoo 

The mark of a self absorbed prick. Tattoos do nothing of any good to the person, society or the world.

We all know in our heart of hearts that people who get tattoos are morons, just look at MTV.

Tattoo by sligster September 9, 2011

tattoo 

When one desides to pay someone to draw all over their body. Tattoos are feelings that last for about two minutes, then you regret getting it.

Remember: When your old, the "sexy whore" you tattooed on your back will look like a saggy monkey.

My friends tattooed my arms with Crayola marker in art class. My dad was hella-mad.

tattoo by Sydney January 14, 2005

tattoo 

1. Form of "artwork" to gain approval from sick-minded and uncreative others
2. In 2020 you'll be unique without one
3. An ugly deformed blot on the elderly
4. a rite of passage into American conformity
5. The only compromise that Goths, Skaters, Punks, Preps, Jocks, Rednecks, and street thugs share: "I'm so cool, check out my new tat!"
6. A permanent reminder of a drunk moment
7. The next generation will rebel against them

Check out that butterfly tattoo on that MILF's midriff, it is the only ugly thing about her.

tattoo by Tom Bomb December 28, 2005