tally wackered

The act of being tricked into having sexual relations with a transvestite.

Bobby didn't know he had been tally wackered until he copped a feel under her skirt and realized she was a he.

by BelfryBattsman April 22, 2015

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tallywhacker

1. noun The part of a man interested in a tallyho.

2. The part of a man a tallyho could care less about.

Hey man, don't forget to bring protection for your tallywhacker when you go to a party.

by Ron April 1, 2004

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Golden Tallywacker

When you have such a great poop it gives you an erection.

*Joe walks out of bathroom.*

Joe: Man, I just got a golden tallywacker!

by Mammothcock Mondays December 26, 2011

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Talleywacker

Slang name for the male Penis.

"And so that's his (the horse) Talleywacker?"

"His Talleywacker was rather grotesque"

by Keith Lemons August 5, 2008

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1) A polite way of saying cock slap. Often results in a mushroom tattoo if done properly. If not done probably often just ends up in an angry person. Reasons for this include the recipient showing a complete lack of respect towards the giver, a show of male (or female in strange circumstances) dominance and also the most popular seems to be just for a bit of fun. Often uses a left to right motion and in extreme circumstance of severe lack of respect the giver is allowed to add a right to left motion therefore resulting in a mushroom tattoo on each side of the recipients face.
2) A royal English way of saying a handjob.

1)Don't disrespect me girl or i will give you a tallywacker tickle that you will never forget, everytime you look in the mirror you will see your mushroom tattoo and think "damn, i shouldn't have disrespected him"
2) man: Fancy giving me a handjob
girl: No way thats disgusting
man: How about a tallywacker tickle then?
girl: oh one does love to give a good ol tallywacker tickle

by Lenny3k January 19, 2009

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