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t.o.w

The Other Woman - another woman in a married mans life
He went out to eat with someone who wasn't his wife and whom he affectionately calls his t.o.w. "his other woman"
by flocky October 23, 2005
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T.O.W.G.A.

Me: Ah man, Brit' s a total Peach.

Ben: What's so special about her?
Me: She's my T.O.W.G.A.!
Ben: What's that mean?
Me: The One who got away!
by Stevie Geezy May 25, 2017
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W.O.T.F

Which of the following
I was making flashcards for my Biology exam and I got a hand cramp writing out the whole question so instead I use "W.O.T.F is characteristic of all vertebrates?"
by CassieAinsworth2 June 3, 2010
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W.O.T.

waste. of. titties.
used to describe girls who have GIGANTIC boobs, but a very unappealing face and the rest of her body. tend to be of the fatter side of the population.
"did you see that fat girl over there, she is such a w.o.t."
by calli lynn February 24, 2006
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Waste of tits (W.O.T.)

A young women that doesn't engage in sexual behavior.
Person 1: Man, that chick has a great rack, who's she dating?

Person 2: Waste of tits (W.O.T.)

Person 1: Why?

Person 2: No chance for a fondle, she's only into Jesus.
by UFish November 10, 2011
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Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
by Semmelweis December 16, 2018
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G.W.O.T.S

Gay with out the sex.

The league of men who enjoy each others company in a manner similar to that of a romantic partnership, but who do not engage in physical intimacy.
Man 1) Dude, want to come over and watch A Walk in the Clouds with me?

Man 2) Definitely.

Man 1) Then afterwords we can screw?

Man 2) No, I don't think so.

Man 1) We're so G.W.O.T.S.

Man 2) I love you.
by Dr. Octavious Boneshank August 6, 2009
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