L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

i.w.t.e.y.o

"I Want To Eat You Out" - what a gentleman might text to a young lady he is wooing, in the hope of engaging in cunnillingus

Yo i.w.t.e.y.o. lol

by Ultramekon December 26, 2019

s.o.m.f.a.i.w.e.m.w.t.y.h

Short for Sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart

He wanna see S.O.M.F.A.I.W.E.M.W.T.Y.H

by Mrgill2812 June 12, 2018

i.w.t.e.y.o

I was to eat your order

“Why did you eat my Big Mac John”
“Ann sent me a text saying I.w.t.e.y.o

by King Charles the rapper December 26, 2019

i.w.t.e.y.o

I Want To Eat You Out

Girl: Do you to be up in them guts?

Guy: Not really. I.W.T.E.Y.O though.

by CaptainObvious1995 December 26, 2019

i.w.t.e.y.o

I want to eat you out

guy: oh damn girl! i.w.t.e.y.o
girl: *rolls eyes* what's that mean?
guy: I want to eat you out ; )

by carletonlilyhoe December 26, 2019

i.w.t.e.y.o

I write the epistle, you ogre!

A very common expression in the 13th century regarding people that knew how to write in the mission to degrade others. Not very used, since not many people knew how to write back then.

”Hey dude can I fill in the birthday card this year?”
”I.w.t.e.y.o!”
”Ok ok, you don't have to be so harsh. Geez.”

by cristy312 December 26, 2019