T.M.C.

Too Much Crack. A Cocaine/Crack hangover.

I've got a bad case of the T.M.C.'s. Why did we think it was a good idea to get another gram last night?

by Bang Bang Nick Lange June 23, 2006

T.M. Revolution

A Japanese singer. The title for him means: Takanori Makes Revolution. Takanori being his first name. He can sing very well but for his dancing... er. ^^;;

"Did you see T.M. Revolutions Hot Limit video? Oh my gosh, it was strange."

by Xelchemy May 21, 2006

T.M.I.

TOO MUCH INFORMATION. Also "T.M.I."-- "adjusted penis size" from the South Park season 15 episode 4, "T.M.I". "T.M.I." is simultaneously a reference to "TMI" or "too much information" and "BMI", the Body Mass Index that is often used to measure body fat in children in public schools.

"The Surgeon General lowered the National Average T.M.I. to 1.5 inches... Well, that's about it for the "Pissed off and Angry Party."

"I'm a giant ASS because my T.M.I. is small enough to embarrass a baby."

by sublimemessages June 14, 2011

T.M.I.

One of the more controversial definitions of modern day, T.M.I. is officially defined by the Surgeon General as (Length*Girth*Width)/(Angle of the shaft*Mass) where Length Girth and Width are measured in inches, mass is measured in ounces, and Angle of the shaft is measured in radians where 0º is perfectly vertical and 180º is pointed straight down.

Alternatively, Randy Marsh, has proposed a new equation which has gained much support. Randy's equation is ((Length*Diameter)+(Weight/Girth))/(Angle of the tip)^2 where Length, Diameter, and Girth are measured in inches, Weight is measured in pounds, and angle of the tip is measured as 1-Angle in radians to account for extra YAW.

According to the Surgeon General, my T.M.I. was 6.1 inches, but according to Randy's equation my T.M.I. is 10.8 inches! Randy rules, wooo!

by Scerred_zebra April 20, 2012

T M S

Typical Man Syndrome. The equivelant PMS for men, where often at certain times of the month they get selfish, rude, and dont want to be nice to their female partner unless it invloves food, sex, football, or tinkering with the car.

Oh he's got the T M S again.

Shutit and take some T M S pills.

Dont wanna be taking him round the clothes shops today..he's got a bad case of T M S

by mr mangobongoladydude February 14, 2008

t.m.t.

abbreviated for: Trado Medius Taco
n. In the state of having quit a job or activity with business left unfinished.

Origin: Latin translation; derived from the activity of quitting a job at a Taco Bell in the middle of the construction of a taco.

"Hey, did Matt finish up that assignment he was working on?" "No, he's t.m.t."

by TheCouncilOnHumanEnlightenment November 12, 2009

T-M-W

Shorthand for "Too Much Work". Used to describe situations or happenings that are just too much work to bother doing or participating. Also goes by TMW, or tee em dubs.

Nick: "Hey bro, did you do the chemistry homework?"
Dakotah: "Nah man, it seemed like too much work when I looked at it on the way to school today. I'll just take the zero."
Nick: "Dude it isn't even Tee Em Dubs, just do it now before she walks around to check it!"
Dakotah: "T-M-W."

by dakotahchore July 16, 2010