Too long didn't read

Too long. The correct usage is TL;DR.

OP: *Insert original post here*
Reply1: Too long didn't read.
Reply2: ^ TL;DR

by Coffa October 6, 2006

too long didn't bother reading

Phrase often used on internet message boards to indicate that the poster felt that the previous post addressing him was too long, and therefore he did not read it.

These long posts generally contain a variety of carefully and maturely presented facts on the topic at hand, intended to provide an argument against the poster's views. These posts are generally too long and too content-filled for today's average Joe Internet who is always on the go and never posts more than two lines at a time.

that definition was too long didn't bother reading

by Irving Washington March 30, 2003

longn't

Not long or short. A word you use to make fun of your cousin.

That man is longn't

by ItsJonerboner December 15, 2018

B my L on her T's

blow your load on her tits

dang id B my L on her T's!

by florian,c January 11, 2009

B my L on someones T's

"blowing" your "load" on someones,preferably a womans, "tits"

coined in the movie "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"

guy 1: hey lets go bar hopping tonight
guy 2: yea i need to B my L on someones T's.

by superduper98574 May 25, 2008

long T

A long t-shirt that may go down to your knees, a long shirt in the form of a T. Mainly black males wear these types of shirts in the hip hop style.

Look at that boy with that long T.

by Lolly Magnet September 19, 2006

long hair don't care

Commonly used in tweets by girls as a way to draw attention to their precious locks that they obsessively grow.

"omg, just woke up late for class and I look a mess. Oh well, long hair don't care! #longhairprobs (insert selfie here)"

by keb May 23, 2013