Syntax error

The most fucking irritating thing that can happen on a calculator. You press all these numbers and you THINK it's the right button to press but really the calculator's been LYING to you and you've really fucked up big time, but it waits until you've pressed the = button and then it flashes with 'Syntax error' which is basically calculator talk for "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKED IT! NOW THE REST OF THE CLASS CAN ADVANCE TO QUESTION TWENTY-THREE WHILST YOU ARE STILL TRAPPED AT TWENTY-TWO, YOU INADEQUATE CALCUATOR-USER! I HATE ALL YOU STAND FOR AND YOUR WAY OF LIFE!" etc etc.

Jill was in her Maths class and she was working out a really hard equation involving logorithms and algebra n shit on her CALCULATOR. She had put in all the numbers and just pressed the = button when BAM! SYNTAX ERROR.

Jill: Fuck!

Jack: What?

Jill: Syntax error!

Jack: Fuck! Oh well, you'll just have to redo all your work. No biggie.

Jill: No biggie my ass! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you!

by funkie_chick87 December 28, 2005

Syntax Genocide

The continuous "raping" of one or more languages. This is, but not limited to:

-1337 speak.
-Misspelling more than 4 words in one -sentence.
-Purposely misspelling words.
-IM Speak.
-Choosing not to use the correct language.

User A: Hello, how are you today?
User B: o i r t3h ub3r pwnzor, get ur butt out
User C: Hey, User B, quit contributing to the Syntax Genocide ~__~

by Ryuzaki_Yagami/Konoha777 October 18, 2008

Syeahonf

To finger a female so furiously that they become dry due to the friction

I syeahonf’d my girlfriend so badly last night she started to bleed

by Noir Jebus August 21, 2018

Pulling a Sieta

Get shitfaced drunk and blackout after you chugged beer for 5 hours. Be extremely outgoing, stubborn and flirty while drunk and be carried home by your friends while you are close to a coma . Also win every chugging contest or beer rally .

Tonight I'm definitely pulling a Sieta after the resits!

Who is going to pull a Sieta this Tuesday?

by schappelijkMinion November 9, 2017

syeda

an arabic name meaning princess

her name is syeda

by the one andd onlyy! August 5, 2008

seta

Usually the name of a cute, smart, overly-talkative girl. Setas are annoying at times but are there when their friends/family need them. Setas can be the biggest complainers but have a big heart. They are bubbly and beautiful.

girl : i wish i was a seta
guy: i wish my girlfriend was a seta
grandma: I love being a seta

by ilovetheworld1234567hjO July 7, 2011

Sweta

The prettiest, purest, perkiest, and the most perfect person you will ever meet.

I met a Sweta yesterday, and I could not help but stare.

by Jeshica056 February 15, 2009