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Siberian Bobsled

When a man has sex with a woman at the top of a stairway "doggy style," he has her facing the stairs and holding onto the top step. When about to about to come to climax, the man kicks out the woman's arms out from under her and rides her down the stairs bobsled style. The vibrations from the stairs cause an unparalleled orgasmic experience.

Warning: this sex act may cause damage to said woman's face.
Bill: I rode Kathy down the stairs last night Siberian bobsled style.

John: You probably won't need sex for another month

Fred: good thing Kathy's face was already busted, it would have been a shame to do that to Amy
by febuaryX July 4, 2009
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Siberian Taco

The stretched out pussy lips that even when at ease can comfortably cover an entire man's face from chin to forehead and ear to ear.
Yeah bro, I have confession to make, the reason I have acne all over my face is because the other day your chick face sat on me and damn near suffocated me with her siberian taco.
by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020
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Siberian tug of war

Two individuals, both sharing a strand of anal beads that are inserted into their anus, playing "tug of war" with the anal beads.
Jim and Frank love to engage in a game of Siberian tug of war every Saturday night.
by Khm3 July 27, 2016
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Soldier in Siberia

When you put a warm beer in the freezer to cool it down.
Q: "Was that your last beer bob?"

A: "Nope, I got a Soldier in Siberia."
by RotGut Stone-Liver June 14, 2009
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Siberian faux shart

Because of the below freezing temperatures, a wet fart in Siberia is in danger of freezing post sphincter relaxation and creating the impression one has just sharted
Boris was scared he had just sharted his pants, but he soon realised that he has just done a wet fart that had frozen instantaneously. 'Wow', Boris conclued, 'thats what they call a Siberian faux shart'.
by JSquizzle August 25, 2004
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Siberian Snowstorm

When an individual is laying on his back masturbating, and just before he ejaculates, he rolls his legs up over his shoulders so the cum drips on his face. Also known as "pulling a deep abyss" because doing so can get you into such a deep hole of homosexuality, no degree of heterosexual acts or "no homo" exclamations can dig you out.
Person A: Sorry I'm late, I got caught in a Siberian Snowstorm.
Person B: What's all that white stuff on your face........?
by Bunsack McGoo January 5, 2009
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Siberian Sack Lunch

Can only be performed when it is very cold. A man's ball sac must be cold and pulled up very tightly. A girl then puts the man's balls in her mouth and sucks them until they are warm enough that they become very saggy again. The girl cannot take the balls out of her mouth until they are completely saggy, otherwise it is not a true Siberian Sack Lunch.
After we went snowboarding all day, I gave my girlfriend a nice Siberian Sack Lunch.
by KenyanSlumberParty February 20, 2009
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