sword fight

Two men using the same toilet to pee in at once.

We have a standing rule here - no sword fights.

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

sword fighting

Verb: The act of crossing urine streams with another man (or an unusually accurate woman), while both people are using the same toilet.

"C'mon man, you're using the only pisser around. Let me in!" "Okay, but no sword fighting. You always miss."

by Inigo_Montoya October 01, 2009

sword fight

When a woman has two dicks in her mouth at the same time.

I challenge you to a sword fight in her mouth

by walter lomeli August 14, 2004

sword fighting

1:Using ones own penis, be it erect of flaccid, to engage in combat with another man/traps penis. Much like sword fighting, there are many different personalized maneuvers depending on what size your weapon and skill level. Usually done between good friends, and preferably with heterosexuals, however the act of attacking another man's penis with your penis may make you appear gay yourself.

Tl;Dr: slapping dicks with dudes being a faggot

male 1: (whips dick out) EN GARDE!!!!
male 2: (also whips out dick) commence the slapfest!!!!
*slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap*
there is no victor because sword fighting in this manner makes you gay.

by uhnanimuss May 08, 2012

sword fight

a party, or gathering, at which the number of penises out-weighs the number of vaginas by a lop-sided margin.

i do believe this party has turned into quite the sword fight. let us venture to the titty-bar, shall we?

by daruck December 03, 2008

sword fight

Also known as a sausage fest. Sword fights are parties with an overwhelming amount of males. What few females there are usually being cock blocked too. They develop when too many different cliques decide to show up, with few females being told of the party. Also, if two parties are being held at the same time, more or less one of them will turn into a sword fight, depending on which people the girls like.

I went to some dudes house party and it was a total sword fight. All the girls were either at the club or movies that night, and some other kids were cock blocking the girls that were there.

by The Sub February 26, 2005

Sword Fight

The battle that takes place over a female at a predominately male party or gathering.

I could not talk to the only hot girl there because there was already a sword fight around her.

by LeeL October 29, 2007