swooshed

the period when a person is between being tipsy and completely shit-faced

whoa stewie is hella swooshed

by vanessa, maddi, natalie January 11, 2008

swoosh

A symbol that looks like a brush-stroke.

The Nike swoosh.

by Xaviana December 1, 2003

swoosh

Pure net; the sound produced by a basketball, as it hits just the net.

Ten seconds to finnish, at the three pointer, it's off and swoosh San Antonio Spurs, win!

by arc_huprnikao June 18, 2014

SWOOSH

When you push out a shit that barely touches your rim hole. This type of shit usually takes less than 5 seconds to get out, remains in one piece and isn't too wet or too dry.

"Tommy saved a fuckload of toilet paper with that there SWOOSH! He only gave a courtesy wipe afterwards."

by Jado987 February 17, 2010

swoosh

hair in the front of your face; long bangs.

sometimes i cant see becasue my swoosh covers my eyes.

by jim October 20, 2004

swoosh

To leave work either exactly when the buzzer sounds or a few minutes prior...like wind blowing throught he office without stopping.

Man#1 "Where's Marty?"
Man#2 "Well he's...."
*SWOOSH*
Man#1 "Did you feel something?"
Man#2 "Yeah, that was Marty hauling ass outta here."

by Hardly Workin' December 12, 2003

swoosh

a way to insult or diss someone that varies by context

me: omg you are a loser
her: swoosh
me: ?

by nacho-a May 14, 2009