Switing

When you type 1 thing and your phone comes up with something else, or so you tell the person you are messaging!
Usually someone who can't spell or is dyslexic or just plain stupid.

Plastic : He tried switing me?
Loopy : He did what?
Plastic : He tried to freeze me?
Loopy : What? Are you pissed or just fucking stupid?
Loopy : Has Wonk got your phone? LMFAO, LOL, PSML.

by Jayce P March 25, 2013

shitenheimer

(shite in hime er)

A person with a shitty attitude.

What's wrong w/that bitch? She's such a shitenheimer

by SmokeNaBowl August 11, 2010

swithenbank

coolest swag

Swithenbank is the coolest person

by KIyayayayayaah February 28, 2018

shitendipitous

Adjective. Occurring or discovered by chance in a fughly or detrimental way.

Running into both her exes while out with her new boyfriend was a totally shitendipitous encounter.

by Bren-Gun July 28, 2020

swienz

Swienz is a cigarette with weed in it the same as a Joint or Spliff

I’m going to roll a swienz

by Peppe1996 July 15, 2021

swite

extrodinary delicious, astonishing exceptionally grandiose, superp under taking, most ambishious

Geo's singing is swite!
You are looking very swite today.

by JBZ December 6, 2004

shitenhousen

German for shithouse ive heard, a word i use alot durin the day instead of shit, it just adds that extra fanciness. If you say it in an aussie voice is sounds wicked as mate

Yea she had sex with that man hoare
Shitenhousen mate

by SarahMcBeara March 11, 2005