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Swiss Cheese Story

A fabricated story filled with holes that is based on false pretense and uncorroborated
Froggy: I just got promoted to general manager at the hottest club downtown.
Jesse: Bro, you're a bus boy - that's a swiss cheese story, it's filled with holes .
by Catmailer January 21, 2018
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swiss cheese ass

A large rear end defined by irregular surface texture as if full of large craters and holes. Also liable to show up on thighs and upper arms for infected overweight females.
That ass is three ax handles wide and she's got a bad case of swiss cheese ass!
by eatrawstayhealthy November 21, 2011
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swiss cheese for your foot

dez the lez's mother's name for crocs
dez's mother: i went to the store and they couldn't help me find this, it's like swiss cheese, for your foot
dez: it sure isnt, why would anyone need that?
dez's mother: no, no, listen, it's like a see-you-later alligator, but it's a shoe
dez: ok, so it's a shoe, that- that's a thing that exists, so, maybe we can get somewhere
dez's mother: see, it's a shoe! it's like, holy moly, look at that shoe!

dez: why must i answer these riddles everytime i talk to you?
dez's mother: look at me, shia labeouf could star in this shoe!
dez: 'cause it his holes in it...?
dez's mother: yes!
dez: 'cause it's crocs! you want crocs! see-you-later-alligator shoe, really?

person 1: did you know that dez the lez's mother's name for crocs is swiss cheese for your foot?
person 2: really? i didn't know that!
by rxmzaa August 30, 2022
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Dimensional swiss cheese

John: 'tell me something I don't know' Gilburt: 'dimensional swiss cheese'
by The poggin owl January 30, 2022
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Block of swiss cheese

A way to call someone stupid, saying they have holes in their brain, like swiss cheese
P1: vaccinations cause autism,
P2: no they dont you block of swiss cheese
by SsaltTMmanN September 7, 2020
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Swiss cheese

Used to describe a horrible goalie.
EA Sports Hockey League goalies are such Swiss cheese.
by mattdude255 September 4, 2016
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swiss cheese maker

slang term for an Ingram mac 11,10,or 12. its called this because their face will resemble swiss cheese after you empty a clip in their face
john you take the back with your m16 and me and my swiss cheese maker will take the front
by one man army October 2, 2007
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