swisher

A Swisher Sweet cigar, often split open and re-rolled with weed.

"I dont smoke Phillies ima Swisher man"
"Yeah, roll the Philly or Swisher Sweet"

by billforrbill September 17, 2008

swisher sweets

Cheap cigars you can buy almost anywhere. They're alright, but I would rather spend the $3 it costs for a 5-pack of them to buy one better cigar.

The cigarillos, cinnamon flavored blunts and big swishers are alright, but the ones with tips and all the other flavored ones are crap.

by J.R. Johnson July 10, 2005

swisher

see blunt

i love smoking swishers
nahh i like blunts
there the same you homeless crack head

by emanbeastypants. April 29, 2012

swishlock

Caught kissing with someone other then your spouse, but caught up with the drama by your friends involved.

Being blackmailed in the most cockblocked way possible.

"Word you hear about Joey be busted swishlockin up with that chick outside of the store?"

"No way, lets 2chan his ass about this shiz."

by Re-fuse 4 Life January 21, 2007

Swishers Deep

A phrase commonly used when under the influence and lacking in Swisher Sweets.

Hey Kraig, how many Swishers deep are you?

by unclekrackalacka October 17, 2010

Swished out

High of smoking blunts, using swisher sweets

I was Swished out

by SweatyScrotumSunday October 26, 2016

Apple Sunshine Gerbil Swisher

That atypical, half-baked, ego-milked, self-appointed guru of Pollyannaism - "These things don't happen to me" AppleUser.

*Once a rare closet-dweller - this scourge now iMuse themselves by re-coining tech with a blend of Pig Latin with pubesent life decisions and can typically be found wasting their time at the water cooler marauding other peaceful PC users. AKA iCrusaders

Oh here comes upper management Darren and Graham...what a bunch of APPLE SUNSHINE GERBIL SWISHERS.

by Justice_With_Hellfires July 28, 2011