The ultimate swirly wherein the toilet already has a multitude of turds inside of it. The victim's head will stink for hours, even days if the turds are rancid enough.
Bully: Ha! I gave Nelson a fucking chocolate swirly! Now his hair is all brown!
Guy: You're an asshole.
Guy: You're an asshole.
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A run down school that looks like Alcatraz from Mob of the dead on black ops 2, located between Coloma, a girls school full of ogres, and Oasis, a school full of shitty roadmen that think they can 'take mans girl' when 'mans girl' has already been washed up from other schools and is waiting for a sloppy fourth to spread their STDs.
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Get the shirley high school mug.Andrew Phillip Shirley. Lead guitarist for the band Switchfoot. Also informally known as the band comedian. Frequently spotted spouting off hilarious one-liners and committing side-splitting acts of tomfoolery in the band's official podcast. (See Podcasts 6 and 19 for some of Drew's most memorable moments.)
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I pulled a "wacky Shirley" on max today! He liked my aggressiveness and the me reading tweets turned him on even more"
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Get the wacky shirley mug.When some one puts there dick in the toilet and flushes the toilet for sexual pleasure. Antonym of Vagina Swirly. Source RevScarecrow stream.
My family looks at me differently ever since they opened the bathroom to find me giving my self a Dick Swirly
by Benchance January 18, 2015
Get the Dick Swirly mug.1. A sexual act. You get head from a bitch, then before you cum, turn her head around and put it in the toilet and flush it for a swirly then you jam your dick in her ass, turn her around again and skeet all over her hair, and let it dry. It is complicated and takes many tries to master. If done correctly, the following day the bitchs hair will be sticking up like a damn Super Saiyan, a white-haired super saiyan at that.
2. Any person thats hair is in a swirl (like a tornado), and looks like they just received a swirly, whether the hair is dry or wet. It is also specifically used for people living in areas with lots of tornadoes, mostly redneck areas of the South and Midwest (excluding the North Coast). Places with Swirly Head Ass people are: KC, St. Louis, Indianapolis, Oklahoma City, Des Moines, Omaha, Cincinnati, and every other place in tornado alley which just happens to be filled with 95% rednecks and hillbillys.
2. Any person thats hair is in a swirl (like a tornado), and looks like they just received a swirly, whether the hair is dry or wet. It is also specifically used for people living in areas with lots of tornadoes, mostly redneck areas of the South and Midwest (excluding the North Coast). Places with Swirly Head Ass people are: KC, St. Louis, Indianapolis, Oklahoma City, Des Moines, Omaha, Cincinnati, and every other place in tornado alley which just happens to be filled with 95% rednecks and hillbillys.
Dude 1: "Hey dude whats wrong with ur girlfriends hair today? it was all white and crusty and stuck up like a Super Saiyan Goku?"
Dude 2: "I gave her a Swirly Head Ass last night, I guess that bitch doesnt shower"
Dude 2: "I gave her a Swirly Head Ass last night, I guess that bitch doesnt shower"
by 216Ski April 21, 2008
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