whistle swinger

When you cheat on your wife with your radio co-host in the booth

Damn...who knew that this radio show would lead to a whistle swinger!

by Granny1221 June 2, 2020

Spwintering

The combination of spring and winter, when seasons no longer define themselves, they just meld into one.

It's been spwintering in Georgia since November. Flip-flops and a parka.

by Roxie AKA LisaLeesaLisa March 6, 2012

Spinter’s third law

Squirting 1-2 spritzes of lube (any flavour or un flavoured) into a zip loc sandwich baggie and using it to jerk off with, simply close the bag and discard it in the trash can when you are finished.

Super horny after seeing your sister mop the floor, do you mind if I go to the shitter and perform Spinter’s third law on myself

by Spinter April 7, 2021

Swinger's Cake

A group of couples at a swingers party arrange in a circle. A die is cast or a random number picked. The women move clockwise around the circle the designated number arriving at their new partner. A piece of cake is placed in the center of the circle. The women must bring the men to orgasm on the piece of cake. The last man to orgasm must finish on the cake and his current partner must eat the piece of cake.

I heard Melissa ate the swinger's cake last night.

Yeah it was amazing, she liked the plate clean. I think she lost on purpose.

by ComplicatedCrab September 12, 2015

whistle swinger

When you cheat on your wife with the radio co-host in the booth.

Damn, who knew that this radio show would lead to a whistle swinger!

by peyoteee June 2, 2020

skintern

An overly underdressed intern

When the skintern bent over, people started throwing singles at her.

by steve gingrich August 12, 2005

Arm-Swinger

An arm-swinger is someone who swings their arms widely while they walk. People who swing their arms widely while they walk are generally over-weight, and tend to walk slowly. It is likely that a wide arm-swing is needed to counter-balance their large body mass while walking.

Arm-swingers are most notable when they walk in the middle of a busy sidewalk or corridor, thus inhibiting the ability of faster, non-arm swinging pedestrians to pass them. This can lead to great frustration and general deriding of fat people when one is in a hurry.

I would have just made my train today, but I got stuck behind a fucking arm-swinger when I was walking to the station.

by Mellonman November 24, 2009