Swifties

A terrifyingly organised and powerful group of people who would develop a cure for the flare virus faster than WCKD ever could if they knew Taylor Swift would be threatened by the deadly pathogen.

Swifties are extremely efficient. There are claims that they sparked the recent Iran war after the Iranians dissed their idol

Swifties by Apple=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing October 5, 2026

swifties italiani 

Swifties con Taste che vivono in Italia e attendono con ansia l'arrivo (cosa che non succede ma se succede) di Holy Taylor Swift e di Taylor "hippity hoppity Hoop siamo dei tasteless incompetenti nel nostro lavoro ia ia oh" Nation.

Taylor "viva gli Swiffer yuppy" Nation esistono anche gli swifties italiani lo sapete questo brutti incompetenti?

swifties italiani by Cluddy October 8, 2020

swifties smp 

a minecraft server designed for swifties - taylor swift fans (aka morons). this server was a bigger disappointment than me which is QUITE impressive.

swifties smp is a piece of shit.

swifties smp by ghostindress • planetcruella April 24, 2022

Twitter Swifties 

Ariana Grande's second fanbase, they are also known as "misogynist faggots" they 're highly obsessed with the queen of Pop. Their lack of life wouldn't let them stop comparing Ariana Grande to Taylor Swift. Most of them are grown gays who don't have a job. Most unfunny and annoying fanbase said by many.

Person 1: "Ariola tanked so hard LMAO!"
Person 2: "Stop comparing succesful women, Twitter Swifties tanked harder"

Twitter Swifties by CRAVINGARI0LA April 10, 2021

Swiftie 

Obsessive fan that knows everything about pop/country singer/songwriter Taylor Swift.

Talk bad about Taylor infront of a swiftie and your asking for death

Swiftie by iamaswiftieduhh April 23, 2016

Swiftie 

Taylor Swift's fans who are more than just fans. They obsess over Taylor Swift and know everything about her, her life and her music. A Swiftie's life goal is to meet Taylor Swift and tell her how much she has changed her life and what she means to said person.

OMG YOU ARE SUCH A SWIFTIE

Swiftie by taylorswift'snumberonegirl March 7, 2018

Swiftie 

A Taylor Swift fan that places her above god. You will find more success hiring a swiftie than a PI. They pick up on everything. And assemble armies on twitter if someone insults one of the hairs on her head.

Fan: Yh I love Taylor her music is so catchy
Swiftie : I’ve memorised the lineage of her Cats

Swiftie by Reddeservedagrammy May 27, 2018