sweatshirt hottie

A sub-group of the human female species defined by the ability to assume hottie status by donning a sweatshirt, usually emblazoned with the acronym for the local university. They are particularly common in Central Florida on the UCF campus, during the frigid winter months between November to January when temperatures plummet south of 85 degrees. The sweatshirt hottie ensemble typically comprises the requisite sweatshirt (hoodies are cuter), tight jeans that morph cellulite into a sexiness, a thick black belt and flip flops: after all, it is Florida. Sneakers are passable. Proper sweatshirt fit is crucial: it should obscure rolls and muffin tops, while suggesting the presence of large breasts. A more disheveled hairstyle adds to the effect: the sweatshirt hottie appears relaxed, vibrant, sexy and, due to the attire, vaguely or wholly athletic.
Note to be confused with a sweater hottie.

"This campus is great. Half-naked, tan, athletic girls all spring and summer, and sweatshirt hotties during the two seconds of winter."

by ucfryan December 9, 2007

Give A Girl Your Sweatshirt Day

This day is on september 24th. If you give a girl your sweatshirt on this day (or any day for that matter), you'll make that girl the happiest.

I wish someone would give me their sweatshirt, since it's Give A Girl Your Sweatshirt Day. #hoodieszn

by xoxo anonymous September 23, 2019

SWEATSHIRT

a stupid song written by some dumbass teenage boy named jacob sartorious who thinks he is famous and can get with any girl just cos he lipsynced on Musial.ly

JACOB:YOU CAN WEAR MY SWEATSHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GIRLS: i dont want it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by xoxoprivateschoolgirl January 8, 2020

Sweatshirtism

The belief that sweatshirts or hoodies should be worn at ALL times. Females who practice this are usually considered tomboys, skaters, insecure, etc. Although some cases actually are, most believers are simply avid lovers of sweatshirts.

Boy: It's so hot outside! Why on earth are you wearing a sweatshirt?

Girl: Haven't you ever heard of sweatshirtism?

by laumm. January 13, 2011

Sweatshit

A very strained bowel movement, in which you strain so hard you start sweating. Can also be considered the act of giving birth to a food baby.

"Where did you go to eat last night?"
"PF Changs"
"I love eating there."
"Me too, but it always gives me a serious case of the sweatshits"

"Four hours after going to the buffet, I sweatshit my food baby."

by pusiwillow September 12, 2013

Earl sweatshirt

The coolest nigga in odd future. Though he looks like the richest homeless man, he still puts out fire ass music .

Insta: uhohsokona

"ay turn up that Earl sweatshirt real quick!"

by Uhohsokona on da gram February 13, 2021

SS Sweatshop

The SS Sweatshop is a heavily barricaded dungeon located underneath LosPollosTVs mansion in New Jersey In which LosPollosTV (the dictator) forces his workers to stream for extended and sleepless hours with little to no pay or food and against their will while he sits back and relaxes, earning subscriber money. He has several cameras and speakers in the dungeon which he uses to torture workers by forcing them to listen to a soundtrack called "CLB". Several survivors of this sweatshop have planned to release a documentary titled: "Surving The SS Sweatshop" in the near future in which they further expose the truth about Los, and the living conditions. For more information on how to help, please email SSReliefFund101 @gmail.com

Person A: "I'm thinking about taking a trip to New Jersey!"

Person B "Don't do it. You might get lured into the SS Sweatshop"

by NJsoft September 22, 2021