out like a boner in sweatpants

Embellishment of the word "out." This phrase is appropriate to use whenever simply saying "out" is too boring. This may be most often used as an away message on AOL Instant Messenger. The phrase can, however, find use within other contexts.

There are several variations of this phrase, including:
out like a fat kid in dodgeball
out like a blind kid in musical chairs
out like Janet Jackson's right nipple
out like a white guy in a jumping contest
out like handicap parking at the special olympics
out like your mom in a beauty pageant
out like a midget in a dunk contest
out like Helen Keller in hide-and-go-seek
off like heads in the French Revolution
off like a prom dress

The goal of such phrases is to be shocking, crude, or disrespectful in some way in the embellishment of the word.

We're goin' to the bars, so I'm out like a boner in sweatpants.

by beaner2 June 15, 2006

sweatpants money

A small amount of currency that pays for things such as cigarettes,beer,candy bars,5 pieces of crack...generally just a small expense fund.

Bitch get me my sweatpants money so i can get a pack of newports!

by zach413 July 1, 2008

grey sweatpants

The pants that you should wear when you hang with your girl;)

Girlfriend:"You should comeover today, oh and wear your grey sweatpants"

by FBGMx2 July 29, 2016

Grey Sweatpants

You have a big Dick

You should wear your grey sweatpants more often

by Boolin2345_Yur May 1, 2019

Sweethate

Sweethate- to both like and loathe something at the same time.

'I sweethate that slutty dress on you.' 'If I listen to this song one more time I'm going to end up sweethating it'.

by KittenAntidote June 13, 2018

sweatpants season

When the weather turns colder and all the guys start wearing sweatpants and you're inner hoe comes out and you glance at the 🍆 as you walk by. Also lets you know who your dtf

Can't wait for sweatpants season my inner hoe abt to be thirsty.

by Jacob is ugly February 22, 2018

Swetha

In elementary school, you'll recognize her by her double braids and in high school you'll recognize her by her flawless, epic, baddie, style. Swethas are super cool and fun and their best-friends are just as awesome. Swethas give good advice and they're awesome to be around. Count yourself lucky if you know a Swetha.

Becky: I wish I was as funny and fabulous as Swetha.

Bekey: Damn, me too

Beck-e: Me three

by naruto225 May 14, 2020