seafood steamer

Fingering a girl after she has driven 8 hours or more to come see you for sex, then you stick your fingers in her mouth.

Laura drove all the way here and i gave her a seafood steamer

by Davidhimself July 9, 2018

swearathon

Letting the swear words rip, swearing like a trooper, swearing when you’re angry to let off steam, swearing with friends for fun, using expletives including the f... word, c... word and s... word. Swearing in a sweararhon can really help some people as it may make them feel better. A sweararhon is best avoided in formal situations such as a job interview or visit to the doctor. Many people like to learn how to swear in different languages.

My mates and I had a swearathon at the pub and we let off some steam.

by Stash279 August 16, 2018

granny swear

V. To swear like a grandmother, or, more generally, like an elderly woman, using phrases such as "dogonit," "fiddlesticks," and other mild interjections such as these.

Grandmother: "Oh fiddlesticks! I burnt the biscuits. Dogonit if this darn oven don't work right."
John: "Wow, granny, don't you know you shouldn't granny swear?"

by stuckMan March 4, 2015

and in that moment, i swear we were infinite

one of the greatest lines from the greatest book ever.

When we got out of the tunnel, Sam screamed this really funny scream, and there it was. Downtown. Lights on buildings and everything makes you wonder. Sam sat down and started laughing. Patrick started laughing. I started laughing.
And in that moment, i swear we were infinite.

by M Reich July 13, 2006

Pinkie Pie Swear

Pinkie Pie swear/promise used in the episode "Green Isn't Your Color" of MLP:FiM. It goes like this: Cross my heart (cross your heart) and hope to fly (mimic the act of flapping wings by moving wrists) stick a cupcake in my eye (pretend to smash said pastry into your eyeball). Said by both Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle.

Pinkie Pie: Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye! (Pinkie Pie Swear)

Twilight Sparkle: Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my--AAH! (Pinkie Pie Swear fail)

by I'llbakeyouintocupcakesDashie February 5, 2012

swafferdonk

Duped, Out played, Tricked, Out Smarted

Guy 1: So he tried to get you to buy some fake ass Jordans?

Guy 2: Yeah he was trying to swafferdonk me

by Swirvithan L'Gooding-Splatt November 18, 2013

It was a joke i swear to god

What you type into your web browser after you type in something sketchy into your web browser. You type it to make sure the FBI doesn't get you. I promise it was a joke.

I pulled a " It was a joke I swear to God".

by FroggerJGWentWorth June 8, 2017