Shaved ape

any unsightly american female, characteristics include but are not limited to: baby factory, purple/stained sweatpants w/ or w/o hooded sweatshirt or betty boop "T", rain-boots all year round, public breast feeding, foul smelling, ill tempered, can only be weighed at a tractor trailer weigh station, has stopped using make up, has given up on herself due to marriage/child birth and no longer feels the need to wear make-up/actual clothing/comb hair/shower or bathe, possible mustache, deep often raspy or nasaly pig-voice, unrational feelings of entitlement, demanding, hooved, drives Super SUV agressively in situations that dont call for agressive behavior, watches oprah+Dr. phil+dr. oz+american idol, was "once" a high scool cheerleader, has "used up" look, is hateful and bitchy at all times, entire wardrobe advertises child/husbands high school...because that still matters, extensive moo-moo collection, fully stocked pizza purse, food in every orifice, carries twinkie reserve, allows dog/pet to deficate at will indoors and out with out clean-up. pushes "poly-stroller" of screaming terror offspring through all public places, refuses to reprimand or parent destructive hell spawn children, farts and burps remorselesly in public, cellulite cellulite cellulite, uses husband as wallet without providing adequate compensation visually/emotionaly. and many more

hey dude i got stuck at work because this shaved ape would not stop bitching and whining about our return policy!

this shaved ape let her swine children run loose and destroy my store!

by rent-a-pig April 21, 2011

Saved by the bowl

To make it to a toilet when you need to go, but just barely.

Dude, that Mexican food didn't sit well, but it's all right because I was saved by the bowl.

by geniusonwheels November 7, 2011

shaved snatch

A clean pussy

KFC casher: hi what can I get for you, a leg or a thigh?

Old man: I want a shaved snatch please

Old man: and that's why I'm not allowed at KFC anymore

Female: wow!

by person876543 March 13, 2015

DJ Swavey

Re-known DJ from the Palm Coast, FL also known as Chris A. A producer, mixer, and music aficionado. Part of TISA Gang, and W.o.W. Records, making Rap, R&B, and Pop singles/albums. DJ Swavey is Spanish descended originally from Chile. He was also originally known as DJ Dizz Nuts.

Just got done making this dope record at the studio with my boi DJ Swavey.

by Treble Pebble December 14, 2011

And that's how I saved Christmas

A great phrase to put at the end of a sentence to confuse people or make your story completely surreal, along the lines of adding "And that's how babies are made."

"So I was going down the street to buy some chocolate, when some jerk almost ran me over in his piece of shit truck, so I pulled him out and punched his eyes right out of his fuckin' head...and that's how I saved Christmas."

by UltimaWepn January 2, 2005

Fukken saved

An exclamation that is said when you find something relevant to your interest and decide that it is of unprecedented importance to save it.

Anon1: CP dump!!!

Anon2: FUKKEN SAVED!

by MugenXS April 16, 2009

shaved beaver

refers to a woman who has shaved her pubic area (her beaver)

I told her I was tired of cunnilingus because she had so much twat hair that got in the way, so next time she showed up with a shaved beaver.

by Jake February 3, 2004