swashbuckling thunder cunt

1.One of two cunts swordfighting, with thighs bigger than a house
2.The common name for a cat

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Swashbuckling

A bourgeois word for fun, stolen from pirates.

"That was a swashbuckling good time Henry," the millionaire said. "Indeed, " replied Henry, "swashbuckling."

Swashbuckling by swashy November 1, 2013

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The act of child molestation, in most cases involving a large sea-farring man and his extraordinary member.

"Oh damn look at that handsome piece of ass swashbuckling my son....Awesome!"

The act of performing sexual activities with a toilet brush

Man, that chick is totally into swashbuckling!

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Something that is overwhelmingly fruitishously hospitably but well interpreted.

Question: Should we peroniously enjoy a beer?
Answer: That would go down Swashbucklingly!

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Derogatory term; one who seldom swabs the deck, especially a patchee.

Be ye swabbing yon deck or ye be walking the plank, ye swashbuckling swagger!

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