swanking

underwater wanking, dating back to medievil times, fisherman were known to relieve themselves while catching the days food supplies

"Hey arthur, I was swanking with Addison earlier & I spunked on a trouts face"

by uncle knobhead February 17, 2009

Swankis

A name for someone who has an unbearable amount of swank. They set the "swank" bar to the highest degree possible

Check out that Swankis over there, he sure does look cool in his rocket dogs.

by Sassy kat April 3, 2010

Hilary Swankin it

A phrase used to describe someone with an adrogynous appearance, like Hilary Swank in the movie Boys Don't Cry. This is a slightly inappropriate comment because the movie is based on a real person and the storyline is sad BUT most people don't read that much into it and just get the point that Hilary Swank is unattractive as both male and female.

"OMG! Did you see what Leslie is wearing today? Totally Hilary Swankin it!"

"Man, I dunno what's up with Josh but he's been Hilary Swankin it ever since he watched that one episode of Oprah!"

by teh Rach-hellz March 2, 2009

swankish

very exciting and hyper or fun to be with, kickass

that girl is swankish

by beckiii January 1, 2007

swankie mogul

Attractive, active, young man who is also with a lot of money

No wonder she fell for him; he's a swankie mogul.

by |\/|< December 21, 2017

Swankiest

A word used to describe a gay person of the higher class.

Did you see that guy he looked like Swankiest man I have ever seen

by Gaydude777 January 17, 2020

Passive Swanking

The act of showing off whilst pretending it’s a hard life

Swanking is blatantly bragging about what you have done / have bought / have said

Passive swanking is bragging but in a humble brag sort of way. You aren’t fooling anyone

Donna: I don’t know how I’m going to cope with the heat in Miami and the amount of people, why did I book a 5* all inclusive vacation at the busiest, most expensive time of year in an exclusive hotel?

Friends: yes Donna, poor you. Hope you have a fabulous vacay!

Friends: *thinking* what a show off! Some of us can’t have a vacation Donna loves passive swanking

by Sir Swank July 25, 2018