Sandy Tom

To masturbate using sandpaper or another abrasive.

Hey, I was having a Sandy Tom on the bus last night but the driver chucked me off before I could blow my load on the seat.

You dirty shit! I still have blisters from my last Sandy.

by Skidmarx January 14, 2009

Sandy Maroon

Sandy Maroon can be used as an adjective to describe anything sexual or a person in a negative way.

"Last night I gave her the ol' Sandy Maroon"
"Don't be such a Sandy Maroon"
"Did you she that girls Sandy Maroon"
"I can't believe Britney had such a Sandy Maroon"
"That's such a Sandy Maroon move"

by Andrew & Erik May 26, 2008

Sandybel

A really funny person, really sweet , and will always be there for you no matter what. She will always stay loyal to you. She is a good kisser and will always listen to you. She is a great friend. She can be shy at first but once you get to know her you’ll love her! If you ever find a Sandybel never let her go.

Alex: Man Sandybel is so nice and sweet I think I like her.
Mason: Back up she’s mine!

by By: Julissa March 26, 2019

handy shandy

another word for wank, usually by a crack whore for a packet of biscuits

How much is handy shandy?

Dunno, your mom gives them for free... slut

by Dr.Rape March 3, 2009

Swanny D

The most delicious substance on the face of the earth, a beer only rivalled in deliciousness by Emu Export. Swan Draught is best enjoyed ice cold on tap served by the jug. It is a very popular beverage amongst university students, who will often be observed at any time of the day sitting back at the Tav, gazing wistfully out over the majestic Matilda Bay to the Swan River, enjoying a sneaky jug of swanny d rather than attending class.

Note: while many will claim that Emu Export is more delicious, they are actually simply confusing two complimentary beverages as rivals, for each heavenly nectar fulfils its own very special niche in this great hot state, 'sport is best served warm straight from the carton in the boot of a car or the tray of ones utility vehicle. Swan Draught on the other hand is the refreshment that awaits you at the oasis that is a pub awaiting you after a long drive on a hot western australian day.

"I'll have a jug of Swanny D thanks." - UWA student at 11am on a weekday

by unclemikey May 5, 2014

Sandy Cortez

see Congresswoman AOC

Tucker calls AOC, Sandy Cortez because he can’t be asked to say Alexandria Orcasio Cortez each time.

by Tropical_Centipede April 21, 2021

hand shandy

n. a wank

synonyms: five knuckle shuffle, hand to gland combat, a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters

Colleague A: Where's Paul gone?
Colleague B: Off for a hand shandy I bet.

by Anonymous January 8, 2003