When you tuck your dick into your butt crack all day before a blowjob, and then yell “SWAMP COCK” and then smack her nose with your dong until she smells it
“Hey man I heard you got head from some hot girl”
“I was about to, but then I hit her with that swamp cock and then she threw up”
“I was about to, but then I hit her with that swamp cock and then she threw up”
by SwampyBoi April 1, 2019
Get the Swamp cock mug.Swamp ass can occur during periods of intense physical activity. It is a condition where your ass becomes sweaty giving you the feeling that your ass is actually in a swamp. If not treated swamp ass can lead to a more serious condition called duck butter.
by HippoNipple June 13, 2008
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"Drain the swamp" originally means to get rid of the malaria-carrying mosquitoes by draining the swamp. Figuratively, "drain the swamp" means "to exterminate something that is harmful" or anything that most of the people hate such as corruption or government waste. This term is especially attractive for politicians during campaign.
by vanderpol August 1, 2010
Get the drain the swamp mug.A sexual maneuver that begins in missionary position (laying down, man on top). As the man feels his climax nearing, he removes himself from the woman and mounts her chest.
Kneeling on her, he pins her upper arms down under his shins and moves his phallus towards her face.
With her arms inoperable, any protest of receiving a facial is negated. The woman will often flail her forearms around in protest, adding to the hilarity.
Upon sufficient stimulation the man will relieve his seed upon the woman's face. If unwelcomed, the woman may close her eyes and turn her head side to side in disgust.
The flailing arms and turning head call to mind the image of a walrus emerging from a murky, thick swamp struggling to break the surface of the water.
For added enjoyment - at your own risk - shove the ol' Johnson rod into the woman's mouth for an unforgettable soundtrack to the act.
Once the act is complete, it is customary for the man to offer the lady a towel.
Kneeling on her, he pins her upper arms down under his shins and moves his phallus towards her face.
With her arms inoperable, any protest of receiving a facial is negated. The woman will often flail her forearms around in protest, adding to the hilarity.
Upon sufficient stimulation the man will relieve his seed upon the woman's face. If unwelcomed, the woman may close her eyes and turn her head side to side in disgust.
The flailing arms and turning head call to mind the image of a walrus emerging from a murky, thick swamp struggling to break the surface of the water.
For added enjoyment - at your own risk - shove the ol' Johnson rod into the woman's mouth for an unforgettable soundtrack to the act.
Once the act is complete, it is customary for the man to offer the lady a towel.
1. Dude, my buddy Dario gave this chick a swamp walrus last night. He's a legend.
2. Babe, have you ever been swamp walrused before, would you like to?
3. The swamp walrus is my signature finishing move. Most girls are confused during the act, but afterwards they all admit to enjoying it.
2. Babe, have you ever been swamp walrused before, would you like to?
3. The swamp walrus is my signature finishing move. Most girls are confused during the act, but afterwards they all admit to enjoying it.
by darioistheman August 30, 2017
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Who also hates people entering their swamp without permission.
Who also hates people entering their swamp without permission.
Guy: I'm gonna enter his house at night, hehehe...
*Guy gets caught by house owner*
House Owner: What are you doing in MY SWAMP?
*Guy gets caught by house owner*
House Owner: What are you doing in MY SWAMP?
by Gary Melgomen May 7, 2018
Get the What are you doing in MY SWAMP? mug.A person that is the best at a certain thing. Often a roll model for others and almost always the coolest person in a room at any one time. All normal Daddy’s will look up to the SwampDaddy and will have a great amount of respect for him even if they dont like him as a person.
SwampDaddy’s are most often found either drinking, at a gym, playing sports, or just being great. They do activities like that so they can assert their dominance of the normal Daddy’s and often do whatever they can to do just that.
Think of a SwampDaddy as the top of a food chain (the lion of the concrete jungle).
SwampDaddy’s are most often found either drinking, at a gym, playing sports, or just being great. They do activities like that so they can assert their dominance of the normal Daddy’s and often do whatever they can to do just that.
Think of a SwampDaddy as the top of a food chain (the lion of the concrete jungle).
Jack: Damn, Chris is really good and basketball.
Dean: Yea, he’s the SwampDaddy of this court bro.
Jack: Wow he’s the coolest.
Dean: Yea, he’s the SwampDaddy of this court bro.
Jack: Wow he’s the coolest.
by 5wampDaddy September 28, 2018
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Swamp bat's are Women that are found in small commuity and Jounoir colleges and tech schools that take the place for the typical 'Hot College Girls'.
by kuzy December 9, 2008
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