Swamp Logging

Swamp logging is the act of expelling all air from the mouth to create a perfect vacuum on your subject's anus. Once the lips are sealed and the vacuum is in place, one subtly extracts fecal matter directly from the jejunum with a swift inhalation.

Ryan was swamp logging Alex last night. I watched and masturbated frantically in the closet.

by Johnny Rico, Death from Above June 11, 2010

Swamp Logging

the act of defecating on someone's anus and then having anal sex with them.

After a long night of drinking Hamm's, Gregor needed to defecate, but he was horny. He was destined to go swamp logging.

by ross_perot September 14, 2010

Swamp logger

When you saw a turd in half with your urine stream.

I was a swamp logger yesterday when i went to use the bathroom and tried to get the toilet to flush

by Dee (snap) anderson October 5, 2025

Log swap

The act of putting a hollow tube in your asshole and shitting into someone else's asshole

I need to take a log swap. Would anyone care to help me?

by Master Of Juice Taylor June 19, 2018

Swampy Logger

When you shit in this bitch's pussy, then fuck it, then get sucked off, and finally finish it off with a make out session.

Last night in the barn your mother gave me a swampy logger

by sexiscool69 July 25, 2009

swamplogging

v., to copulate with a particularly moist partner.

So last night I was swamplogging in this chick...

by socolumberjack December 25, 2010

Swamplogging

Having anal sex with someone who is suffering from a case of swampass.

"Joe, were you just swamplogging that guy?"
"I just love it when they're sweaty down there!"

by swampyswampswamp August 1, 2009