swazle

While masterbating you try to force your self to sneeze at the same time you cum. This is done by twisting up a small stick out of paper and sticking it up your nose and agitating the nose hairs to induce a sneeze. Now the theory is that the pleasurable experience of sneezing is something like a mini orgasm so if you can cum and sneeze at the same time you will have a super orgasm!

I tried to swazle last night but I blew my load just a little before I sneezed so it didn't work.

by Swazle King April 13, 2011

swaked off

when one dress the same as the person they are giving a hand job.

Dude Brittany just swaked off Brad, wearing his military boots and a loose fitting t-shirt.

by Alex_Delarge October 14, 2011

Swakker

The best app for personalized messaging.

I just used Swakker to send my friend a doodle!

by Sugstar October 25, 2011

Swanley

a shit hole full of benefit scrounging pikeys who live in shitty council houses that are all mouth and no fight. Anyone who lives in Swanley has no chance when they are older and will get no where in life.

A - Do you want to go to swanley

B - hahah not a chance I make more than 15k a year

by j2trappywkd November 22, 2020

Swalled

pretty drunk, acting tipsy and very hyper.

girl: omg shes so swalled!
girl 2: shes just trying to act hard, shes only pretending.

by lkh96 October 24, 2009

swaglet

the aglet on a sweatshirt or sweater.

Mihoko: Hey! Cool swaglet!
Sydney: Thanks! I customized it online.

by ginganinja7 June 14, 2011

Swagler

A person with a great belief in swag and lives by YOLO. Usually dressed in baggie jeans, Dr. Dre beats and a snapback.

Person 1: Oh my god is that a swagler?
Person 2: Hmm no I think that's just Scott..
Swagler: YOLO

by Kennedee November 25, 2013