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While masterbating you try to force your self to sneeze at the same time you cum. This is done by twisting up a small stick out of paper and sticking it up your nose and agitating the nose hairs to induce a sneeze. Now the theory is that the pleasurable experience of sneezing is something like a mini orgasm so if you can cum and sneeze at the same time you will have a super orgasm!
I tried to swazle last night but I blew my load just a little before I sneezed so it didn't work.
swazle by Swazle King April 13, 2011
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swazle stick 

A 3-4 inch stick made out of twisted paper used to swazle. Best made of a empty straw wrapper or toilet paper.
I just twisted me up a swazle stick, I'm gunna sneeze like a motha fucka!
swazle stick by Dane Hall/ D-block November 9, 2005
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Swagless 

A individual who believes they have 'swag' nevertheless they have no swag and are therefore swagless
Jon: wow look at those two young hipsters over there.
Pete: they are truly indeed swagless
Swagless by Mr BigG November 26, 2013

Shazleena 

An affectionate person who is very loving. Polite and kind hearted. Dependable especially on keeping promises. Introverted with strangers and doesnt really enjoy parties....always in joyful mood! Fun to be around. Someone that easy to get along with. Their eyes are captivatingly beautiful not because of the colors but their soft hearted personality. But they can be very naughty when they want to be. Sexy with dirty thoughts.
"Shazleena is one of a kind"
"Perfect when Shazleena is around"
Shazleena by Alaskahuntermoroc December 27, 2016
It’s not gay it’s swadley.

Now is not the time to be swadley. There is people around.
swadley by Swadley August 21, 2020

Swazzles 

Performing oral sex in a discreet manner
Yo, Karen gave me some heavy swazzles in Stairway E last Friday and I can't even walk now
Swazzles by Adam Hauk August 1, 2017
being a swagstead with extra spice and extra swagglyer
my friend Ali is so very swagley
swagley by springe July 8, 2021
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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