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swaggle

"I was walking holding this fish with gigantic lips and the seam from the center of the lips swaggled back and forth slightly".

It was really funny!!!
by A's September 22, 2005
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swaggle

to masterbate, jerk off, or oterwise beat your meat while your parents, or someone else you don't want to discover what you're doing, is home (i.e...... girlfriend)
Dude I swaggled while my mom was fixing chicken in the kitchen...... right next to my room!!!!!!! i had porn and chickin fixin' sound at the same time, and it was HOT!!!!
by curlybopeep October 2, 2004
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Swaggle-bags

Hey Justin, Shirley's struttin' toward us in a tank top three sizes too small to contain her swaggle-bags!
by bugsyMD November 30, 2009
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tit swaggle

A person or a thing who is an old lump of an old womans disgusting boob which is highly offensive if used with other vulgar language. It also can refer to people that drive bmw's, mercedes benz, or other luxury vehicles whom are total douche bags and choad faces.
That guy tailgating my car is such a little tit swaggle.
by seanpersian October 29, 2010
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Cunt Swaggle

The act of eating a girl out until the point of female ejaculation. The next step would to be taking the vaginal secretions and swishing them around in your mouth (Like mouthwash) and spitting them out onto female subject.
We were totally getting jiggy, then she was turned off by my cunt swaggle skills, and I was like bitch youz crazy.
by mymomiscool January 11, 2011
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Dick Swaggle

Noun- the swag-filled wagging motion that a well-endowed man's penis makes back and forth as a man walks in either a thong or speedo.
"Kelsie is so lucky, just look at her boyfriends humongous dick swaggle."
by DickSwaggle August 26, 2014
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horn swaggled

stolen; taken; five finger discounted; or otherwise jacked by a malicious being.
Whoever the hell horn swaggled my Kill Bill movies from the taperoom had better pray to God I don't foopaloop them.
by Nate & Christian June 16, 2005
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