About as much use as a surfboard with handlebars

An object or person who is completely and utterly worthless

- My bloody computer crashed again last night and I couldn't send those important emails

- Yeah, sounds like that thing is about as much use as a surfboard with handlebars

by Brammo September 24, 2006

surfbort

Verb. The action of riding a male member with specific voracity.

Damn girl! You rode him like a surfbort!

by The Male Inquisitor February 14, 2014

surfboard

noun- a girl or woman who is very flat in the chest and needs to be waxed, much like a surfboard. A surfboard can also be ridden roughly but will eventually become very wet.

Julia is such a surfboard i can't believe he thinks she's hot.

by smartperson1234567891011 May 9, 2011

Antartic Surfboard

When you ice your dick for 2 hours and then tease a girls pussy with it.

Yeah i fuckin freaked the shit out of this girl when i pulled out my surfboard and rode an antartic surfboard.

by Tony kurczewski March 18, 2011

serfboard

When you want to cross a river but don't have a board, so you tie your peasants together and ride them across. Invented by Leonardo da Vinci in 1634.

Sarah: I left my boat at home yesterday, so my jamboys drifted me across the river.
Jake: ah yes, the serfboard. Quite a fear of engineering.

by Dickshitbutt September 8, 2016

ridding on that surfboard

It means a girl grinding on a guys dick

I was ridding on that surfboard last night.

by Dick hole March 19, 2014

Riding an Amish Surfboard

Titty-fucking your flat chested 2nd cousin.

Also known as Amish Surfboarding

I’m going to a family reunion next weekend and chances are I’ll end up riding an Amish Surfboard.

by Buford Turnipseed June 27, 2019