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Sanjana is an extremely beautiful girl, but she draws in drama like a black hole. Even if you don't know her past ,she was a hoe, but its ok because she's secretly trying to settle down. Sanjana is most definitely Indian but she's not too high key about it so it's not a problem. Any guy who gets to date her is extremely lucky, but if you land a Sanjana you're also a baller - you just have to make sure she doesn't forget how beautiful she is. Sanjana's have weird senses of humor, saying things like "Frick U" or "Lick my pussy" in public no matter who's around. We all know Sanjana is hiding how smart she is, and everyone who made fun of her in the past is going to regret it. Sanjana's love power, and will gravitate towards roles traditional power move jobs like doctors or lawyers.
Person 1: Dude this girl I used to mock in high school just steamrolled me in court today - she's super fuckin' hot now.

Person 2: Sounds like a typical Sanjana move. Get riggity wrecked.
Sanjana by akoolkappaklepto November 24, 2018
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a cute girl who IS NOT INDIAN. she's a total intellect and could cut a bitch if need be. looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you. her heart is the purest of pure and she is beautiful inside and out. what a woman.
no one:
izzy: wow look at sanjana, she's so beautiful
no one:
izzy: *straightness goes out the window*
sanjana by bigchuggs May 1, 2019

shanjana 

a girl who loves k pop and is loyal to her friends. she is the mother of the group . she is a good person to talk to about problems with people or teachers . if you did not bring lunch she will share with you. she is an overall loyal person and she is fun to have around . if you ever meet her be lucky to have her in your life
shanjana just gave me food i'm so happy
The whitest brown girl to ever exist. She thinks she's hot and ends everyone in her class because she's THAT awesome.
girl1: how would you describe yourself?
Sanjana: I'm hot
Sanjana by dumb manwhore March 11, 2022
Sanjana is mine.
shes someone who would never leave you, but also a complete idiot. always brutally honest

and she can put you in a good mood. shes also always free.....like always.. they reply faster than
the speed of light. theyre funny, nice, and joyful. also, theyre blind as hell, if you have a sanjana, be grateful
"man! i wish i was sanjana."
Sanjana by iloveyourdaddd March 20, 2022

Suhanjan 

Normally a fat guy, who is desperately in need of friends. Tries to be cool in front of girls, but fails miserably. He is terribly overweight, and never gets a girlfriend . Girls think he is ugly and annoying.
Man, you're worse than Suhanjan!
Suhanjan by MrTruthful May 2, 2011