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Ritual Sudoku

To forfeit, concede to whatever you may be doing, cause you do not like it to begin with.
"I can't finish this puzzle! That's it, I am Commiting Ritual Sudoku"

"What are you doing?"
- "Commiting Ritual Sudoku"

"Why?"
- "Just cannot take it anymore, I hate this thing"
by Athing1201 March 27, 2015
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Sudoku-Slap

If you got a wet newspaper, so the ink is running, you take out the sudoku page and slap someone in the face with it so that it leaves a mirrored print of the sudoku.
Robert was acting like a twat and bugging me with Jeroen's laserpen all the time, so he left me no choice but to sudoku-slap him.
by Pim (look it up) October 30, 2008
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Sudoku Wank

One self pleasuring for ten minutes or so, and relizing by the end of it they wish they hadn't bothered.
See above (Sudoku Wank)
by MegaWatt Man March 30, 2009
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Sudoku Waterfall

n.

1. the climate of Bukkake session or the point in a Bukkake session when the recipent gets covered in cum.
I was watching this nasty japanese porn last night with a Bukkake near the end they gave that chick a Sudoku waterfall.
by Chit Zhu January 11, 2006
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Para-Sudoku-Psychosis

An abnormal, trance like state of mind generally attained after prolonged periods of staring at a Suduko that has reached a point
where you are completely unable to prove another number if your life depended on it.
Bob: Hi Sally, I was just wondering if everything was ok? I saw you from accross the cafe and, well to be honest you've been sitting there for
over and hour and you haven't moved a muscle.

Sally: Huh? Bob! oh Bob! Thanks Bob, I must have had a bad case of Para-Sudoku-Psychosis. I get like that sometimes when I get stuck
on a difficult Sudoku.
by gyrfalcon206 April 20, 2013
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National Sudoku Day

November 12th is national sudoku day!
Feel free to slam pencils on desks,and stab the person next to you because you're furious at the sudoku puzzle you're doing.
Amelia:What is today?
Christopher:National Sudoku Day
by St.JIMMMMY November 9, 2019
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Kermit Sudoku

(Internet slang, humorous) To commit seppuku or hara-kiri. (by extension) To commit suicide by any means.

What is Kermit Sudoku? Kermit sudoku is a joke about committing suicide.
My game froze again, dude.. I'm about to just kermit sudoku.

If I hear one more K-Pop song.... I will kermit sudoku.
by DXXTHLY January 23, 2024
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