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midnight suction cup

to be awakened at 2am with the anus of a young cat pressed against your cheek. this, unfortunatly, occurs while the cat is trying to sleep next to you in bed, but inadvertantly places it's anus against your face.
this week is gonna suck, i got a midnight suction cup again. i swear, i'm gonna get rid of that cat.
by garrie June 26, 2006
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dirty suction cup

When your girlfriend/wife straddles your leg and her vagina suctions on like a wet toilet plunger in a toilet.
Last night Theresa gave Mike a dirty suction cup, Mike said he had to scrub his leg for an hour to get the smell off.
by DaRth79 January 13, 2014
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Salmon Suction Cup

When a person with an uncircumcised penis sticks the head of it to the receivers skin, then slides the foreskin over the head and holds it to the skin. While holding the foreskin in place, they pull the penis back away from the receiver, causing a suction cup with the foreskin. When it is released, it makes a "pop" sound.
Hey Devon, why is there a hickey on your thy? Oh Dennis gave me a Salmon Suction Cup last night!
by Kweendevin April 10, 2021
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Seeping poo juice suction cup

When the poo juice seeps out of the asshole after hardcore anal, and slowly slides down the thigh, then the partner begins to suck it off, referring to the "suction cup"
Rodrigo gave me a gnarly seeping poo juice suction cup
by Sinclair o'neil November 3, 2012
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Russian Suction Cup

When two wet buttholes are pressed together and pulled apart and a suction popping noise occurs.
by Skatecrete January 17, 2021
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Russian Suction Cup

When two individuals scissor with moist buttholes, causing the buttholes to suction when pulling apart.
That was the best Russian Suction Cup I've ever experienced.
by Skatecrete April 1, 2022
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Suction Cupping

When a female places her vagina lips on the face of an unsuspecting person. Most often performed while the target is sleeping.
Janie thought it'd be funny to get back at her boyfriend for all the t-bag pranks by suction cupping him in the middle of the nightUnfortunately, he didn't notice the ring left on his forehead before giving the big presentation at work.
by Drew2U April 19, 2010
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