sectional intercourse

When the first chair clarinetist slides the bell of his clarinet over the mouthpiece of the first chair floutest and whispers slyly in her ear, “we are having sectional intercourse.”

We had sectional intercourse during band rehearsal today.
My mom doesn’t know but I’ve been having sectional intercourse since 6th grade.

This one time at band camp I had sectional intercourse.

by Marriedtoaclarinetplayer August 17, 2018

Fucktional

When you have a REALLY fucked up mind and extremely dark sense of humor, but can still function like a normal human being when around other people.

"Dude, we're so fucked up"
"Yeah, but at least we're fucktional"

by niBBa nicc September 26, 2019

Cross-Fucktional

The process by which a good project/idea is ruined through cross-functional input, or a mistake is made that would not have been made if it had been worked on within a single functional group.

This was a solid project until it was put through our cross-fucktional project review.

by Cunning LinguistX February 3, 2023

sectionals

A practice session of one instrument in particular. If you add "bi-" in front of the word, it immediately becomes ambiguous, hot, and often times, hi-larious!

"Hey Matt, do you have hot bi-sectionals today?"

by $$$ February 21, 2004

sucktionary

What happens when the "word of the day" at Urban Dictionary are no longer Urban/Witty/Relevant.

See WOTDs-jack in, bullshit bingo, grab a wheel, pedexterity.

Lesley: What happened at Urban Dictionary? The words are all gay lately. Did they change staff?
Bob: Must of? Sounds like all the word are related to geeky white computer males.
Lesley: yah tell me about it. Imagine if some one starts poppin off and I throw out the newest Urban Slang I heard on UD and tell them I'm going to give them a "Thumb Lashing". I'd be laughed out the club son.
Bob: Urban sucktionary

by Lesley2272 October 16, 2008

Sucksational

v.- The antithesis of sensational.

"Ratings for this past season of the program have been sucksational."

by curtis meyer February 13, 2010

Sectionals

When two pasty lesbians do the dirty with a broccoli and a lobster

Mallori and Shayne had a round of sectionals while listening to NPR

by Swagmastersarim July 30, 2016