Scholes

A deeply depressed, lonely child with a strange, possibly sexual, fascination of short, red haired gentlemen.

It is likely that they also have a perverted fetish towards footballers from U13 accadamies across the 3rd world and runs a forum with other sexualy tormented folks like themselves.

Person A I dunno why i'm telling your this but love gingers me, strangely enough I also have growing tendancies towards your younger brother, the way he passed the ball around the field in that under 9s inter school tournament was majestic... He'll be a star one day.

Person B Your such a Scholes

by ManWithBigTesticles May 4, 2009

Suckolepsy

When one is either exhausted from performing fellatio, or giving head, that they fall asleep.
When one is so bored from performing fellatio, or giving head, they fall asleep.

Sucking (fellatio) combined with narcolepsy.

person1:"Whats that big lump on your head from?" person2: "I have suckolepsy & fell off the bed"

by DiGiTaLnDiZkO November 3, 2014

huni suckles

Sweet tasting partner

I love you my darling huni suckles

by Eamonnhark February 8, 2018

suckless

To be the best of the best, understand and execute because you are one leet ass motherfucker~

Two people arguing about an MMO.

Boy: You need to learn your class and stop taking agro.
Girl: You need to SUCKLESS! I'm not taunting.

by Conviction January 30, 2008

suckles

to be horrible or horrendous at something. comes from sucking and to suck.

eg. you see him play? he's fucking suckles.

eg2. good job suckles, you really blew that one.

by K Thedon July 6, 2007

Scholes

A complete fuckwit. Backstabbing robbing bastard usually ginger.
Who will concock a web of lies inorder to try weasel out of the shit they have done.

Hey you know how Kenny stole all that money from the charity?
Well he is telling everyone that it was you and Santa claus that did it!
What a completley scholes thing to do!

by Mareaman December 27, 2008

suckles

This is a word referring to if u give head to someone. If u suck someone off basically!

Freya: Hi there nicola
Nicola: Fuck off suckles

by sookie123 August 23, 2006