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Suck my dick

A very straightforward phrase describing a feeling of apathy and denial towards another person's thoughts or ideas. Although mostly used to express one's lack of care for some sort of argument, it occasionally is a literal command. In addition, it is one of the worst possible comebacks in the English language.
Example 1:

Gay Person: "Yo, I got 'x=3' for question 5."

Normal Person: "Dude, that's wrong. It equals 2."

Gay Person: "Suck my dick."

Normal Person: "I would rather not."

Example 2:

Person 1: "Hey, wanna suck my dick?"

Person 2: "...Jennifer, I think we should break up now."
by Sack of Nuts March 4, 2011
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suck my dick

1) When said by a male, he usually wants his you to suck his penis.
2) When said by me, it means you're annoying the fuck out of me, so go away.
1) "Ohhhh baby, suck my dick"
2) "Haha! You're such a moron, suck my dick"
by Blueknightess March 24, 2005
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suck my dick

A sign of denial, aka if you don't wanna do somthin...
Or a surprise!
Scene 1:
Mom: Honey, tidy your room!
Son: Suck my dick, bitch

Scene 2:
Dad: Hey, son, I got VIP baseball tickets to tomorrows finals!!!
Son: Suck my dick!!!
by ACXtreme November 25, 2007
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Suck my dick

Suck my dick although might be taken out of context is used as a way to tell some one to shut up or stop talking and many times is used to invalidate what some one is saying.
by tllp May 5, 2023
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Suck my dick

by Slob master July 24, 2019
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Suck my dick

Slang used by girls at Rayne High School who think they look like Cardi B.
by Mhmnmnm November 16, 2018
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suck my dick

a girls way of saying suck her fake ass dick bc u pissed the bitch off so fuck off:)
girl: ur ugly

her: suck my dick
by wel0velella❤️❤️ April 2, 2019
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