Scalped

When you snatch a weave so hard it literally takes the skin off your head

Have you heard rhianna's new album? Beyoncé is scalped

by get scalped August 29, 2017

Greta Salpeter

Born Febuary 12, 1988, she Ex-singer/pianist of The Hush Sound, now has a solo career. She is gorgeous and cute and dorky. She is a vegan. She has guest- starred on Forgive Durden's Razia's Shadow concept album. She has worked with musical genius Patrick Stump on THS's second studio album, Like Vines, and multi-talented Brendon Urie on the song, "Don't Wake Me Up".
Greta is talented.
Greta is beautiful.
Greta is dorky.
Greta has a great voice and can play more instruments than you.
LOVE HER.

1. "Wow, Greta Salpeter's voice is just stunning!"
2. "I wish I was Greta Salpeter! Her curls are to die for!"
3. "Greta Salpeter deserves a Grammy."

by Nice Girls Finish First August 28, 2009

toy scalper

An individual of low moral fiber who buys up "it" toys and sells them online for an exorbitant price.

I wanted to buy my little girl a Monster High doll for her birthday but when I got to the store, I found that they had been bought out by toy scalpers!

by The Bearded Menace April 8, 2012

Golden Scalpel

Award given in medical school every year to the biggest alcoholic in the class.

Dave Ryan will definitely win the Golden Scalpel for flushing his phone down the toilet.

by cork man April 30, 2005

sulpe

Sulpe is a short dark and rude prodigal girl (maybe) with rat-like teeth.

Rasu is a sulpe.

by t4yhgn4356uk,m July 24, 2019

Scalpin

A man in his 20s with horrendous male pattern baldnes and flat out refuses to do anything about it. The look of said early balding pleb is so offensive everyone wants to buy them a toupee or chip in for a hair transplant

Have you seen that scalpin over there, God above the light reflecting off his balding head is blinding me!
I bet his Mrs is with him out of sympathy.

by Nallersboy123 November 2, 2023

Bean Scalper

A female that shaves her snatch smooth.

I was quite surprised in the locker room today. Saw so many bean scalpers. I feel like a Sasquatch Crotch.

by Eaton Holgoode July 26, 2016