stitch up

A set up, a trick. If someone stitches you up, then they're playing you for a fool. It's often used when framing someone for a crime.

"I don't believe it, Dave! I was at home all night, I swear! I'm being stitched up!"

by Iain Cooper January 25, 2004

stitch up

To utterly drop one of your mates into a situation they can't handle without great embarassment and personal liability. (by telling the truth or just blatantly lying)

Steve Totally stitched me up by shouting out I was molesting him on the train.

by J-san January 26, 2004

Butters Stotch

a fictional character from the television series, South Park. He was supposed to be like those 80s sitcom characters.

Butters Stotch's first episode all about him was in season 5.
Butters Stotch is my favorite character in South Park!

by SuburbDictionary June 30, 2017

God's Stitches

The line down the middle of the scrotum (balls) where God has sewn his stiches to tie man's skin on tight.

Hey, Johnny...what is that light colored line going down and in between your ball sack?

Those are God's Stitches...you dumb bitch!

by Johnny Goodtimes December 13, 2004

bitches gonna get stitches

a phrase used when some ho steps out of her bounds - connoting the use of violence to mediate disputes.

Person 1: Karen just slept with Sarah's man.
Person 2: Oh no she di'n't!
Sarah: Bitches gonna get stitches!

by Tank Morris and Clutch Kerley January 12, 2004

Stitcha

A British slang term for a really smoke-filled gravity bong. Mostly used in the Stanley/Durham area.

“Seen all the smoke in there lad?”

“Aye mate it’s a proper stitcha that, looks like swamp”

by Ghandi’s Mam January 24, 2019

Stephen Stotch

A South Park character: Butters' father. He is abusive, and has his wife and kid so brainwashed and manipulated that they accept his behavior as normal. He is known to beat Butters out of anger, and ground him for things Butters has no control over.

Butters: "Hi Dad!"
Stephen Stotch: "Butters! You're grounded!"
Butters: "Why?"
Stephen Stotch: "You put the Hamburger Helper in the wrong place!"

by nikolaitttt December 27, 2011