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Superfacial

When three or more men masturbate onto a woman’s face. Way more than the normal facial.
Man 1: She can’t see a thing, let’s leave before she asks for money.
Man 2: Can anyone tell if she’s breathing?
Man 3: That was some Superfacial, biach!!
Man 4: Are you OK Ma’am?
Woman: I wish you would address me a Senator! I worked very hard for that title.
by Conservenative July 9, 2009
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superficial

you care too much about how you look. about how other people look. about what you say and do and what other people say and do. it's ocd with eyeshadow.
after 15 years of life, im just now realizing im superficial.
by yo mama =) May 30, 2006
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Superficial

A person looking for a long term relationship on a dating website who judges another person based on his or her picture alone and clicks no. bot clickdick clickbitch Judging a book by its cover without reading the book.
All of the men on this dating site are superficial, because they discarded me based on my pic alone without reading my profile.
by FreeThinker22 August 13, 2015
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Superficia

A state of society where as the people in it are completely self-absorbed and unaware of anything out side of social circles, love lives, and what they look like in a mirror.
Guy one: I heard that Jannet was going out with Chad.
Guy Two: Don't you think Bruce is a prick?
Guy Three: My closet is getting to crowded with my Fitch shit.

Narrator: A classic example of Superficia in all its *cough*shit...uh, glory.
by Johnny Toothless April 16, 2008
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Superficial High

A false sense of accomplishment or pride when what you have done has no meaning or value.

A superficial reason to feel good about yourself or something you have done.
Joe: YES I WON ROCKBAND!
Sue: So?
Joe: Oh... well i guess it really doesn't matter.
Sue: You just accomplished nothing.

Used in a sentence: Joe got a SUPERFICIAL HIGH from winning Rockband
by Emmauw109 October 20, 2009
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Superficialism

The art of strictly considering people based on their physical appearance, and/or for their material possessions.
Jennifer only dates guys over 6’5. Tom could be an educated rock star with a great sense of humor, but he’s 6’1, so he is not good enough for her. Jennifer’s superficialism knows no bounds.
by Corporal America November 4, 2020
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Any shallow person and\or emo wearing or using too much make-up and/or spunk.
Random High School Clique Member #1: "Oh look, there's the popular girls table; Kelsey, Chelsey, and Ashley!"

RHSCM #2: "Gawd yes, a more intense group of superfacials, you will never meet."

RHSCM #1: "LMJAO, lets go boot up the spycam! Gym they have afta lunch!"

Or

Emo #1: "That was some superfacial action you and 4evdrk and FFah did me yest. I hadta wash my scarf."

Emo #2: "Whatev. It's not a choice, dude. Let's kiss. Here, in front of the laptop."
by Tripod66 November 5, 2013
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