A-Stumpy

When one receives and/or gives sexual pleasure by means of an amputated limb.

Bro 1: I saw a hot girl the other day with one arm at the bar.
Bro 2: Yeah me too, was she hot and blonde?

Bro 1: Yeah she was!
Bro 2: I would totally get a-stumpy from her

:: Bro Five ::

by Weedy McRoberson June 18, 2011

stumpy

to have the characteristics of a tiny individual; resembling a person who dies in combat due to being stepped on

A stumpy soldier died when his fox hole was literally a foxhole.

by wildman March 30, 2005

Stumpied

When you have been fucked by a stump. i.e. He took off his leg and fucked her with a stump.

Damn girl, do you have sides on that pussy or have you been stumpied?

by Slide it in Hen May 21, 2019

Stumpie

a narly homeless person.

"Eeewww, I think that stumpie is coming over here."

by Chrissy Bell November 20, 2005

stumpy

Stumpy is a short, stubby, bloated man who loves food, yu-gi-oh, and the coach. They typically tell stories or fables that or fiction all of the time.

i called my friend a stumpy because he never got any pussy and always was watching t.v.

by tgb yhn March 04, 2006

stumpy

A stumpy is a homosexual teenage boy, with a stumpy thumb and a choid. Goes with the crowd, and never has any ideas of their own

Richard (Stumpy) archer

by SMITH November 08, 2004

stumpy

someone with a flat face, looks like they've been hit in the face with a tree stump

little boy : mummy look at that girl over there
mum: yes son shes stumpy

by DinkyDizzy May 21, 2005