Bro 1: I saw a hot girl the other day with one arm at the bar.
Bro 2: Yeah me too, was she hot and blonde?
Bro 1: Yeah she was!
Bro 2: I would totally get a-stumpy from her
:: Bro Five ::
Bro 2: Yeah me too, was she hot and blonde?
Bro 1: Yeah she was!
Bro 2: I would totally get a-stumpy from her
:: Bro Five ::
by Weedy McRoberson June 20, 2011

to have the characteristics of a tiny individual; resembling a person who dies in combat due to being stepped on
by wildman March 30, 2005

by Slide it in Hen May 21, 2019

"Eeewww, I think that stumpie is coming over here."
by Chrissy Bell November 22, 2005

Stumpy is a short, stubby, bloated man who loves food, yu-gi-oh, and the coach. They typically tell stories or fables that or fiction all of the time.
by tgb yhn April 14, 2006

A stumpy is a homosexual teenage boy, with a stumpy thumb and a choid. Goes with the crowd, and never has any ideas of their own
by SMITH November 8, 2004

by DinkyDizzy May 23, 2005
