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Stumped

Cought unaware, ignorant

Origin: Derived from the ball game, Cricket. First used in India in the mid 1990s.
In the moment of orgasm,
Monica: Will you marry me?
Clinton: I am STUMPED!!!

Teacher: What is the capital of North Korea?
Student: I am STUMPED!!!

During a road show,
TV Channel reporter: You will win $1 million if you answer this correctly.
Mr. Cricket fan: (Excited) YES! I am ready!
TV Channel reporter: Okay tell me - Who is the Wicket-keeper of Kenya???
Fan: (Fucked up) I am STUMPED!!!
by DJ Gaurav November 22, 2005
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stumping

A sexual act of penatration (vaginal or anal) involving an amputated limb.
I walked into the restroom at the club last night, and caught these two chicks stumping in one of the stalls.
by Madronin September 14, 2008
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Stumping

Stumping is a fun way to trip someone when they are running directly behind you. It can be used as a practical escape method or a as a hilarious prank.

Right as your pursuer is directly behind you, hit the brakes and crouch down, much like the fetal position. Not being able to dodge this new obstacle, the unfortunate pursuer, still running at full speed, runs into you with his legs and finds himself a whole load of bad luck usually in the form of flying, faceplanting, public humiliation, or other injuries.
Austin: Hey Brandon, why are you all scraped up?

Brandon: I was running behind John in P.E. when he stopped and crouched down out of nowhere. I flew right over him and crashed into the blacktop.

Austin: Haha! that's called stumping. He does that to everyone.
by SuperJunior!!!!!!!! October 2, 2012
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stump

A short, poorly dressed porn actress; specifically Kendra Jade
Look at the stump hanging on to Lukas Rossi like a cold sore.
by BettyBlooper March 23, 2007
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stump

a person who is short and stuby in stature
brian you are such a little damn stump
by jerkoffamestupkowski January 1, 2008
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stump

the remaining part of an amputated limb (i.e. arm or leg)
Cherry's stump is so freakin' attractive even if it's just three inches from her hip.
by reyrefran October 10, 2005
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stumping

Using the remaining stump of a amputated limb to have sex with someone.
John: Don't use that dildo...use my stump!

Heather: Oh I love you John....Give me a good stumping!!!
by The Real Shwa November 24, 2010
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