stump

when a man's meat has been chopped off and he now doesnt have a tree, but a stump.

she rode his meat so hard, made his a stump.

by ×BigPook× December 3, 2018

Stump

A person of short stature and/or has a small penis

Preston is a stump

by Poisonwinter January 8, 2012

Stump

1. The remains of an uprooted or chopped down tree
2. A person who is a waste of space. Does nothing with their lives and refuses to talk to anyone, instead reading their messages and never replying back, 'cause you know, it's a stump and shit. They sit there all day and succeed in doing nothing but taking up space.

Everyone in this town just acts like a goddamn stump.

by Space Ace 1973 March 6, 2015

Stump

Is able to make herself look like the smiling man, likes to stalk literally everyone, Looks like she can kill you and can kill you, no seriously I once saw her kill a man with her thumb, is an actual genius, likes to be known as: Sassy Stump, Saucy Stump, Stretchy Stump, and Sexy Stump. Her fetish is vole.

Stump just ate my dad, I think shes a vole.

by Sassy stump December 6, 2018

Stump

A person who is full of themselves. These people think the whole world revolves around them and dont care about the effects to their actions. These people are also known as yuppies. Stumps are more serious since they are related to a piece of a tree with no life left. Thus meaning these individuals are stupid as a stump.

rich people, bmw drivers, lexus drivers, people in hillsborough,nj, tree stumps

by JDIMAGGIO March 1, 2011

stump

A short, fat penis, usually under 4 inches high and around 3-6 inches wide.

Dude, that stump cant be fucked, its to fuckin fat.

by John Poo March 17, 2003

stump

1. Person featured on Wanny-o's website.
2. Person who enjoys sleeping on couches
3. Small fat schlong.

Look, Stump's pulling a stump and playing with his stump!

by Samurai-X October 3, 2003