Scrunchie

Your best friend. A ponytail holder wrapped in fabric to make a very pretty big ol ponytail holder. It’s always there for you. There are patterns and velvet, not patterns and you can make them yourself.

Wooooow that blue velvet scrunchie at Claire’s really works well with this outfit. It flatters my skin tone and it’s really pretty

by thicccscrunchie March 2, 2019

Velvet Scrunchie

A warm, snug and velvety smooth vagina.

Tom loved to bang his girlfriend Rachel. He loved nothing more than to inject his beef stick deep in her Velvet Scrunchie.

by Eaton Holgoode September 26, 2014

Sexunchies

The massive food cravings experienced after a good smoosh (sex) session. Similar to the sensation one endures following a marijuana high, but without the drug-induced euphoria.

(Just finished having sex) "Ohh man...." "I've got the sexunchies." Or, when referring to someone familiar with the term, simply "Sexunchies."

by Cowahbella December 7, 2012

Scrunchie

The essential tool for that sloppy toppy, Samsung spin cycle, goose neck gluck gluck 9000 for that special uncooked spaghetti noodle.

Man 1: How was she last night?
Man 2: She forgot her scrunchie...
Man 1: I understand... better luck next time.

by MandLscreation February 1, 2021

scrunchie

a type of hairband that is fluffy and big

look at my new scrunchie isn't it so cute?

by icherishme November 27, 2021

Bristle Scrunchie

A bristle scrunchie is the metal the separates a paint brushes bristles and the handle.

Aw man! I got paint all over the bristle scrunchie! It used to be shiny, but now, it’s covered in paint.

by CEO of the SRP May 7, 2021

National give someone your scrunchie day

On September 26 it is national give someone your scrunchies day so if someone asks let them have it whether they are your boyfriend best friend crush or just a friend!!!

“Hey can I have your scrunchie?” “YES! Of course it’s national give someone your scrunchie day !

by Hehe I wuv u September 25, 2019