stroke break

similar to a smoke break, but instead of smoking, the person jerks off

Wow!! this project is really stressing me out. I'm gonna go take a stroke break. Be back in a few

by workaholic694u November 2, 2011

beef strokemeoff

Masturbation, Hand Job, Straight strokin it

Jake went up to the spanctuary for some beef strokemeoff.

by Pedro2010 July 22, 2007

Strogre

The act of defecating in another's mouth, believed to be medicinal.

but aspirine is cost money and cald is contagious!!! i economical idea: RELEASE STROGRE

by Uncle doland November 23, 2010

comfort stroke

A kindly caress or pat on the back between friends or acquaintances intended to relax the recipient. It is most often employed to soothe emotions of frustration or worry. Though usually isolated from other physical contact and devoid of lascivious intent, the comfort stroke may sometimes form the beginning of a more sensuous college massage.

Christina: "Damn it, I can't believe that jerk ditched me for Yvonne!"
Blake: "Wow... Calm yourself. Here -" <Gives her a quick comfort stroke.> "Just take it easy, okay?"
Christina: "Boy did I need that comfort stroke. Now I can plan my revenge with a clear mind."
Blake: "Any time."

by TUnit March 31, 2008

stroke my cactus

Travis Scott's song "through the late night" has a line: "Relieve my heart of malice, hit my palace
Stroke my cactus, oh, don't wait
Don't play" which basically means Rub my dick

"what do you want to do"
"Stroke my cactus"
'Who the fuck says that??"
"Travis Scott"

by StrokeMyCactus November 30, 2016

queef stroganoff

The thick, noxious sludge that drips from a fat woman's cooter when she gets super horned up during the summer months, and her vaginal secretions meet the rest of her panty sweat.

Oh my god, my mom went for a walk today and when she came home, the entire house stunk like Queef Stroganoff.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin July 19, 2016

2 stroke poke

The act of engaging in sex that is so intense you can't tell if your partner is having an orgasm or a stroke.

So after the lunch date we took the afternoon off and went back to her place for the old 2 stroke poke.

by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020