Internet Starvation

When you don't use the Internet for at least 3 days.

A: Where's C?
B:He's at the internet cafe since 4:00.
A:What happened to him?
B:C suffered Internet Starvation for 1 whole month.
A: :(

by Who are you? GTFO of here! October 7, 2011

oreo starvation

Not having enough Oreos

He died of Oreo starvation

by Good234 August 9, 2017

Debt-stination Wedding

A common practice in modern times whereas a wedding will be arranged in a far away land at an inconsiderately inordinate cost to the guests; this results in one of two scenarios in which the guest is either condemned into debt to attend or condemned into the endless shame of missing a loved one's wedding.

"Hey, are you going to Veronica's wedding at that $2k/night, 7 star hotel in Dubai?"

"No way dude... I rather suffer the shame any day over attending that debt-stination wedding..."

by AW306 May 25, 2023

serination

the act of singing aloud. singing a song out loud to a special person. Form of serinade.

Did you enjoy my serination? I sang lovely for you.

by Little Suzie February 2, 2005

you cant feed a bear that died of starvation

to be used if some thing is late,unforgivable, or some one says there sorry and they want to fix things and they dont have the balls to fix it or address the problem until ignoring you and til they found out there mistake

"Hey im sorry it wasn't meant to happen like that im sorry will you forgive me"
you reply "You cant feed a bear that died of starvation"

by That Chubby Fellow April 8, 2012

starvation central

1)a state of hunger
2)when one is very hungry or hasn't eaten for many hours.

3)A place people go where they will either get food for their starvation, or will be killed because there is no food to give them.

Kel: Where are we going to eat tonight?
Frank: I don't know, but I'm starvation central!

by thadiusjohn June 4, 2009

salivation army

The horde of drooling hipsters that descends upon thrift stores as soon as yet another piece of vintage attire (see: hipster glasses) enters the mainstream of the non-conformist mob.

I was just looking for some cheap t-shirts and then the freakin' salivation army took the place over. I was swimming in '80s terrycloth headbands and PBR-flavoured spit in about two seconds.

by anthubc2010-salivationarmy October 6, 2010