Strattera

A shitty ass drug prescribed for ADHD only after first-line ones like ritalin (or Adderall for you yanks out there) somehow fail to work, cause allergies, or you can’t take them. Common side effects include headaches, aggression, anxiety and so on, think of it like ritalin without the increase in dopamine that gives you a buzz (this is why it’s called an NRI) and makes the most boring things fun (i.e. cleaning your room, cleaning every thing possible). This one makes you anxious about all of those things and doesn’t give you any energy at all, your friends will start to think you’re on meth, and you’ll never get any, stay away from this shit, please!

Tom’s family started getting worried about what he was doing in the bathroom so long and what happened to his ritalin and why he was so happy, so the doctor changed his pills over to Strattera and from there he started to hallucinate and sit alone in his room all day crying and eating his own excrements.

by RitzAddy November 9, 2020

Strottledire

A oval bowl-shaped carriage that is a cross between a baby's stroller and a cradle, which is used just as a stroller with handles to hold the carriage and push the wheels forward. The name, "Strottledire", is also a way to describe the bell sounds of the lullaby that plays when the stroller is moving, similar to a children's rocking chair toy that plays a lullaby with bells from the mechanics of the clockwork in a small box, much like the insides of a music box, or a jack-in-the-box toy.

The baby's mother is pushing him in the strottledire carriage while singing along to the lullaby that plays in it to calm the baby.

by Lueriva Fetheroviu December 7, 2022

Strottle

The act of straddling someone while throttling them.

My girlfriend likes it when I strottle her.

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to strottle a bitch?

by MacChicken November 24, 2009

Reverse dolphin stratle

When someone would be raped by a dolphin or a person dressed like a dolphin in the water from behind. Just when the dolphin thinks he has the drop on the victim he preforms a reach around and fucks the dolphin until death. The victim still tired from his amazing triumph must then eat the jizz covered dolphin remains to have strength in order to survive.

The Reverse dolphin stratle sounds brave.

by Randy's candy July 6, 2019

shrattled

shook and rattled mashed into one word

this will leave you shrattled

by gdifyy February 23, 2017

struttle

When you come into the same path as someone coming from the opposite direction and you both keep going in the same direction to get by, and so keep blocking each other. Must occur at least twice to be a struttle. The need for this word was realized in 1976 by Jude, Keith, Robin and Kajsa while in Kalamata sipping oouzo. Please help spread the word and let others know that there really is a word for this occurence. Thanks a bunch, Jude.

I was trying to get out of the store when I got into a major struttle with this huge guy. What can you do? I just turned around, went back inside and waited until he left.

by Oopsy Doopsy September 23, 2008

Struttle

struttle
When you come into the same path as someone coming from the opposite direction and you both keep going in the same direction to get by, and so keep blocking each other. Must occur at least twice to be a struttle. The need for this word was realized in 1976 by Jude, Keith, Robin and Kajsa while in Kalamata sipping oouzo. Please help spread the word and let others know that there really is a word for this occurence. Thanks a bunch, Jude.

I was trying to get out of the store when I got into a major struttle with this huge guy. What can you do? I just turned around, went back inside and waited until he left.

by Oopsy Doopsy September 22, 2008