Starpoint High School

A school located in the middle of no where often times referred to as "star farm". This school is slowly going down the drain after a food fight in 2009 that injured a police dog and left the faculty puzzled. Nothing fun is ever really planned and everything that is attempted to be, fails, despite the acts of an English teacher who runs around and dances. The backbone of the school is a 7 foot tall man who asks for passes and not much else, and his son who was got in trouble for watching child pornography also was employed in the district. But don't worry, the football team also has a horrible record as well as many of the other sports, but that does not keep Starpoint High School from giving it their all. Don't ever expect a snow day from the superintendent because although the school is located in one of the snowiest areas, that's not important! Who cares about safety when the school can get paid more money and invest it in over-sized rocks to make the parking lot look "nice"? That is of course the most important thing. If you are planning on attending Starpoint High School make sure that the assistant principal does not see you with anything less then fingertip lengthed shorts on, you will be sent home or forced to sit in a room with a man who never smiles, such punishment, we know. It's all just another happy time at Starpoint High School.

Hey didnt you guys beat Starpoint High School at the basketball game lastnight?

by Debbie Atkins February 19, 2011

young strappa

hunter nowell

young strappa is going to light the world

by favbesty April 20, 2021

strapped

to have a gun on oneself

that nigga is strapped nigga! that nigga'll run up on u with a 9 nigga!

by thefilla June 8, 2004

Strapping it

Strapping it refers to a male whose penis is so long it cannot fit inside his pants, resulting in him having to strap it around his legs to keep it from dangling to his feet. Typically involves a belt or velcro.

"wow look at tyrone hes definitely strapping it"

by Big_Boy99 February 28, 2019

bra strap bracelet

when a girl cuts her bra strap and makes it into a bracket to mark her territory on a man

brian: look what my girl gave me

dave: what is it?- is that a bra strap bracelet?
brian : yup, that’s how you know i’m hers, you know marking her territory

by ya auntie j <3 October 10, 2021

Shoulder strap

A shoulder strap is performed by sneaking up behind an unsuspecting person and placing your flaccid shlong across their shoulder.

I leaned forward from the back seat of my boyfriend's Miata and gave him a shoulder strap.

by Tony Buttles January 1, 2009

Strapped to the wall

Referred to somebody who is totally messed up and or drunk. Can also be used for someone who is so messed up there stuck leaning on the wall.

I just drank a half gal of vodka and I'm strapped to the wall man.

by THE Mike M. June 27, 2010