Strangling Kojak 

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops

I couldnt catch any chickenheads last night. So, I went home and strangled Kojak whilst the dog licked my balls

Strangling Kojak by Drilla Killa November 4, 2004

Stranding 

(Verb) Standing and stranded. Left hopeless. Used most often with cars that come to a standstill, and leave you stranded.

My PT Cruiser left me stranding on the highway again.
Don't ever leave me stranding in the line again. Ever.

Stranding by Mixo October 2, 2010

Izzy Stradlin 

The original rhythm guitarist for guns n' roses. He was the quiet member of the band, and didn't look for much attention. He was a pretty good guitarist, and wrote alot of the band's best songs, and co-wrote many others. He was the first gunner to give up drugs and alchohol, in 1989, though this was in part because of a court order after an arrest for disorderly conduct and indecent exposure on an airplane. He left in the middle of the use your illusion tour because of creative differences with Axl Rose.

Some of the songs that Izzy Stradlin wrote:
Patience
You Could be Mine
Rocket Queen
Mr. Brownstone
Think About You
14 Years
Double-Talkin' Jive.

Izzy Stradlin by king of canada August 31, 2006

Stroodling

Engorging on a large amount of toaster strudels, sometimes to the extent of having a bathtub of frosting. Usually done right after school or later in the evening.

Fireman: Where the hell have you been?
Butt Pirate: Yeah, quit stroodling!

Dominik: Never!

Fireman:Where the fuck where you last night? I was waiting for you to get on.
Dominik:I stroodled it a little bit and then went to bed.

Stroodling by JDMBart October 14, 2011

strudeling

To cum on a girl's stomach making designs like you would on a toaster strudel.

I was strudeling on her stomach and she got mad because part of the design got on her shirt.

strudeling by JulieP May 9, 2006

Studdling 

When one is simultaneously studying and cuddling with a partner.

Last night we were studdling, I had a really big test but I wanted to hang out with him.

Studdling by So Studious November 1, 2012

Izzy Stradlin'

Original rhythm guitarist for Guns N' Roses, birth name Jeffery Dean lsbell.
Incredibly talented but too often overlooked

Person A: Everyone forgets the apostrophe at the end of Izzy Stradlin's name.
Person B: Yeah, I know.

Izzy Stradlin' by j9w00 February 7, 2009