stouched

Excessively intoxicated. Beligerant, inconsiderate, loud, bobbleheaded, near-vomiting state of drunkness. Fucked up beyond all recognition.

Last night I got so stouched, I ended up sleeping in a ditch.

by paulatinum April 24, 2009

Slouche

A slouche is a slutty douche. A slutty ignorant selfish person.

My first date went great until his two booty call girls showed up and offered him a threesome right in front of me! He left the date to be with them, what a slouche!

by KiefSand September 28, 2011

stonched

To get super high from some dank ass weed.

"Bro, I got super stonched at that party last night."

by George 9/11 Bush December 8, 2017

slouched

to be passed out in a seemingly uncomfortable position due to overindulgence in the use of alcohol or drugs

After consuming an entire handle of Jack Daniels and removing her shirt, Caroline passed out in the chair causing her friends to remark, "slouched."

by MSisdope5 August 20, 2010

Storched

After a day of partying, you have at least one friend who may have just had too much fun with alcohol. As a good friend, you make sure that friend is taken care of.

If your friend does these three steps, in no particular order, then your friend has become storched.

You must have three parts to be storched: drunk to the point of forgetfulness; have a friend(s) physically get you to a safe place because you can no longer walk; and you must throw up. If all three parts align, you have officially been storched.

Last night I got storched!

by Amfsgoddess August 8, 2017

shouche

an anal douche. a shit douche. Giving yourself an enema before getting fucked in the the ass. A cute way to say your going to wash your asshole.

Before you fuck my butt, I should probably shouche.

by macdave187 October 6, 2011

Souchebag

It's like a douchebag, but for cyclists

omg, this souchebag cyclist just cut me off

by LemonySnickets October 22, 2020