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Pork Scotch Moustache

A small white moustache sported by bald security guards to prove they can grow hair. If the security guard is particularly old, fat and ugly he'll believe his moustache makes him good looking and suave.
Who's the gimp with the Pork Scotch Moustache?

That's Pork Scotch, the fat, ugly security guard.
by flappy dickwad May 6, 2009
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Pork Scotch dance

A gay dance done by fat old men when they get drunk at barbecues. The spectacle is greatly enhanced when the fat old man is wearing a buffalo-skin hat and strips down to his tartan boxer shorts.
Is that fat guy having a fit?

No, he's just doing a Pork Scotch dance. Ridiculous ain't it?
by Flappy Dickwad May 6, 2009
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Stoochie

A female that has a stinky coochie
Don't fool around with that bitch. Her stoochie is no joke.
by OG mc Bob August 16, 2016
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stitch incoming

This comes from use of the ‘stitch’ feature on TikTok which allows users to respond to small sections of other videos by adding (stitching) their own video.

When you first see such content, the initial video may be triggering or seem to be contrary to what the creator usually posts. To warn viewers and stop them from clicking away, creators add the ‘stitch incoming’ caption to let viewers know to not exit the video too quickly, but, rather, to wait for the bit that follows (usually a rebuttal).
It is used as a video caption, not in a sentence.

The tik tok creator added the caption Stitch Incoming to let us know that her video critique would directly follow the original clip.
by Ssskkkttt February 24, 2023
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stouchebag

a stouchebag is as it sounds, a combination of the words stupid and douchebag, used to describe a person of extreme idiocy.
Wow, I've seen some dumbasses in my life, but that stouchebag just takes the cake.
by poopoopoo1 October 30, 2007
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Pork Scotch Jacket

A snot-coloured hi-viz jacket worn by fat ugly security guards who are terrified of rain. The Pork Scotch Jacket will be worn whatever the weather because the slightest bit of rain is a complete catastrophe to the fat bastard who cries himself to sleep wishing he was back in South Africa where his boyfriends live.
What's this fat old twat wearing? Looks like an overcoat made of snot.

Its a Pork Scotch Jacket. Although its a hundred degrees in the shade there's still a chance a drop of rain might come along to ruin the fat ugly bastard's year.
by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 6, 2009
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Pork Scotch's Cone

A cone wrongly stolen by Pork Scotch that he once used to keep a space for his small white van outside his house while he went out in it because he thinks he is important because he's a security guard (EVEN more important than Shit Stained Schumachers you know). Because he had no right to do it, I moved it so that a car would park there. When he got back the look of shock on the ugly bastards face was phenomenal when he saw that a car had parked there. With a usual grumpy look on his face, he moved it onto the front of the house. He works from 6pm to 6am so at 10 we put it in a bin bag and took it onto another road an left it on the back of a Maltby lorry. In the morning, he was looking all over the place for his beloved cone with a mad look of disbelief. Looks like he'll never see his cone again. Poor Porky!
SWYTHEERBRIDGE: Whats that orange thing on the back of the Maltby lorry?

MONK AND DAD: That's Pork Scotch's Cone.
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