stroking the puppy

A euphemism for female masturbation, often accompanied with the words "squatting down" in front of it.

Dylan: She was squatting down, stroking the puppy!
Grace: Holy shit, right in the park in front of everyone?

by mcspiff January 27, 2011

Stoolinger

A tool used to move stacks of milk crates in an orderly fashion to prevent stacks from falling in the grocery industry.

The dairy manager used the Stoolinger to move the heavy crates into the milk box with ease.

by King Frozen May 27, 2020

fat storming

When a person of large body mass physically or verbally abuses someone else.

Djuane told the treatment team that nurse Harriet was fat storming him after he called another patient a "nasty ass bitch."

by Eric Reuth December 22, 2015

sportsing

A generic term referring to he act of playing a sport.

"You guys were sportsing pretty hard out there."

"We sportsed our best and scored points, but the other team was sportsing pretty hard too, and they scored even more points."

by worldsfastestmasturbater January 15, 2014

Storing A Charge

A term created by NorthernLion in episode 339 of his The Binding Of Isaac: Rebirth series. 'To hold in your poop because you're too embarrassed to poop in public.'

'Hey Ryan why'd you look so down?'
'I'm storing a charge right now, pretend I look happy'

by Cocolover96 March 1, 2015

stroking the roadkill

Female masturbation, enough said.

Jane couldn't get a date for months, so she spent her time home alone, stroking the roadkill.

by Schmiffy November 9, 2009

heat stroking

A masturbatory technique in which the subject masturbates with their left hand while placing their right hand under warm water. Then directly before orgasm you switch hands for a grand finale.

Heat stroking is kind of hottt sexxx.

by Reid C May 4, 2008