stonker

Brit: Said of something that is good, or exceptional.

Young Jimmy put in a stonker of a performance at the final of the football soccer and scored four goals.

by Dan Fox July 18, 2003

Stonededness

(n)-The state of mind of being high as balls

Dude i smoked some killer piff and got lifted to a whole new state of stonededness...

Amy Winehouse is a British singer known for her constant state of stondedness

by jeterman1 January 23, 2010

Plinky stonker

Something that does not exist, used for asking someone if they have it.

"Do you have the plinky stonker?"
"No, what's that?"
"Guess you don't have it."

by I have sex daily July 9, 2021

snookered

to be exhausted, or in a bad situation. snookered is a broadly used term which has a variety of meanings. A common definition of snookered, is to be fucked . Snookered is usually used in the phrase "fucking snookered". This basically means "absolutely fucked.

Nick: Shit man, you look tired.
Jackson: Yeah man, we pulled an all nighter. I'm fucking snookered.

by CaptainAwesome69 July 22, 2011

Alaskan Stonehedge Cake

When you jump someone, stone them to death, then feed their dead body to rabid cannibal midgets, then collect the midgets defication bake it into a cake and give it to that persons mother on her birthday

man1: the bitch didnt give me a blow job, so i decieded to make alaskan stonehedge cake out of that slut!

man2: youre hardcore man!

by Vladamir USSR October 6, 2010

skonkered

The art of getting absolutely blind drunk. Also see, wasted. Also see, smashed.

"Omg did you see Mitchell last night? He got absolutely skonkered!"

by skonkered_slut69 April 27, 2017

Stonehedge Chin

A chin somewhat resembling a Male human being's hairy testicular sack. Usually the chin is covered in random patches of thick, multicolored, untrimmed pubic hair.

Parker: Whoa, man! Put that shit away!

Kyle: Oh, dude, this is just me Stonehedge chin..

Parker: Oh, damn.

by Abusfullofkids October 21, 2010